Last night......My lucky night.......

Found 10th May 2009
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't.'

And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom, you still awake'?

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Lmao made me chuckle
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lol, absolutely hilarious!

:thumbsup:

very good made me lol!

i lol'd in real life :d

Ha! :-D

heh:w00t:

minging!!!!! hahaha repped

:-D got me

:w00t: nice

older than the woman in the joke

lol!!!!!!

lol, very clever. He misled the witness your honour lol

that has cheered me up after watching arsenal ha ha

Haha!
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