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    Latest EEC Directive - Euro-English

    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
    will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
    which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the
    British Government conceded that English spelling had some room
    for
    improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become
    known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
    make the sivil servants jump with joy.

    The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should
    klear up
    konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
    troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
    fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
    to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
    always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
    is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
    with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
    from vords kontaining
    "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
    understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
    forst plas

    9 Comments

    proper laugh out loud, even the accent comes out.....very very good

    kep up ze gud werk

    kep up ze gud werk

    Should have been "verk"

    Nis fught ut.

    gut in himel, corekting my speling alvedy

    What a waste of EEC tax payers money. Might as well take it to the end game and go with one single upgrade to American English as it is global. Otherwise we end up with EEC English keyboard, EEC English spellchecker, .. the list is endless.

    splender;1607412

    What a waste of EEC tax payers money. Might as well take it to the end … What a waste of EEC tax payers money. Might as well take it to the end game and go with one single upgrade to American English as it is global. Otherwise we end up with EEC English keyboard, EEC English spellchecker, .. the list is endless.



    Did you read the whole thing? lol. :roll:

    splender;1607412

    What a waste of EEC tax payers money. Might as well take it to the end … What a waste of EEC tax payers money. Might as well take it to the end game and go with one single upgrade to American English as it is global. Otherwise we end up with EEC English keyboard, EEC English spellchecker, .. the list is endless.



    Being Ironic?:)

    He he he, :-D

    splender;1607412

    What a waste of EEC tax payers money. Might as well take it to the end … What a waste of EEC tax payers money. Might as well take it to the end game and go with one single upgrade to American English as it is global. Otherwise we end up with EEC English keyboard, EEC English spellchecker, .. the list is endless.



    Are you being serious?

    top class, well done
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