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    Left testicle hurts after busy night with g/f

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    Can't walk any advice?

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    get her to kiss it better... again :whistling:

    Its her fault, get her to kiss it better...

    get her too kiss it better?

    dcx_badass;5289021

    Don't post stupid threads trying to let your internet pals know that you … Don't post stupid threads trying to let your internet pals know that you had sex?



    get a grip

    Is this a joke?

    If it's not, well you should check yourself out.

    Attention seeking thread.

    Try sitting on the other one. You won't notice how much the left one hurts then.

    Did you mean to type an L in walk?

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    dcx_badass;5289021

    Don't post stupid threads trying to let your internet pals know that you … Don't post stupid threads trying to let your internet pals know that you had sex?



    lmao, somebody not gettin any....:whistling:

    "Left testicle hurts after busy night with g/f"
    Get is sorted before you go home to the wife!

    Shambolic;5289028

    Did you mean to type an L in walk?



    it just took me 3 re-reads to get that :roll: lol

    Im a trainee Doctor, i think you have Epididymitis an infection of you left ball, a broad band course of anti biotics shoulf do the trick, word of advice go to your GP asap I had this before and if untreated................... Chop !

    Ouch .... so make an appointment

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    Shambolic;5289028

    Did you mean to type an L in walk?



    You mean an n surely?

    Dcx it wasn't any old that it was without a hat usually reserved for birthday treats.

    I didn't know blow up dolls could cause so much damage!

    stop bragging

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    File her teeth down.

    Is She A Horsey Person
    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/phototoday/HORSE_FACE_COULTER.jpg
    NOM NOM CRUNCH

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    No she doesn't like riding me.

    lumoruk;5289072

    You mean an n surely?Dcx it wasn't any old that it was without a hat … You mean an n surely?Dcx it wasn't any old that it was without a hat usually reserved for birthday treats.



    thats what shambolic is saying!

    lumoruk;5289324

    No she doesn't like riding me.



    She does me ........... :thumbsup:

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    tell her to give it a good rub.. again and again and again

    Whack the right one, that should balance you up.

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    infact don't rub them count them

    Sounds like you've bust a nut dude .

    What are you up to tonight?


    http://hangenranch.com/photos/bull_rider.jpg :-D

    Wait till my hubby gets home....he will have none left, to hurt Happy days

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    Lulu'sMammy;5291142

    Wait till my hubby gets home....he will have none left, to hurt Happy … Wait till my hubby gets home....he will have none left, to hurt Happy days



    You'll snap him in half with the amount of weight he'll have lost. Not that you're fat. Also due in part to the lack of nutritous food his balls will have shrunk to the size of peanuts. Just saying.

    lumoruk;5291267

    You'll snap him in half with the amount of weight he'll have lost. Not … You'll snap him in half with the amount of weight he'll have lost. Not that you're fat. Also due in part to the lack of nutritous food his balls will have shrunk to the size of peanuts. Just saying.


    No, hes had his packs i've been sending out.....he's gagging like me for chocolate so all's good

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    lumoruk;5289072

    Left testicle hurts after busy night with g/f



    You're doing it wrong!!!

    Lulu'sMammy;5291329

    No, hes had his packs i've been sending out.....he's gagging like me for … No, hes had his packs i've been sending out.....he's gagging like me for chocolate so all's good



    You been giving him energy for the local girls then? :whistling:

    Liddle ol' me;5291648

    You been giving him energy for the local girls then? :whistling:


    I've got no fears there, the closest females are goats....actual GOATS!!!

    Lulu'sMammy;5291754

    I've got no fears there, the closest females are goats....actual GOATS!!!



    Squaddies are known to fancy goats more than sheep. Factoid. :-D

    Liddle ol' me;5291800

    Squaddies are known to fancy goats more than sheep. Factoid. :-D


    Oh well, any action is better than none...
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