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Let's collect all the deer puns since I can't seem to catch real ones

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Found 21st Dec 2017
I'll start it off
Oh deer oh deer

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g8spur12 m ago

Someone frantically hoping that this post would earn them a flamedeer. …Someone frantically hoping that this post would earn them a flamedeer. Desperate times and all that.


That's a bit rude... olph

bigbaz3 h, 4 m ago

Come on where's the punch line.


Punch line must have been the 100th White deer found.

What do you call a reindeer who can write with both left and right hooves?




Bambi-dextrous

bigbaz1 m ago

What do yo call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.


What do you call a reindeer with 3 eyes?

Reiiindeer

What do you become when you are trying to hold the deer and you cant???

Hold the deer... Hol th deer...Ho th deer...Hot deer...HODEER
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Original Poster

Is that rein deer?

I doen't get the point of this thread.

Good I deer

BeerMeister14 m ago

I doen't get the point of this thread.


It was being saved for a reiny day.

BeerMeister17 m ago

I doen't get the point of this thread.




Someone frantically hoping that this post would earn them a flamedeer. Desperate times and all that.

g8spur12 m ago

Someone frantically hoping that this post would earn them a flamedeer. …Someone frantically hoping that this post would earn them a flamedeer. Desperate times and all that.


That's a bit rude... olph

Go away!

Flippin elk, nobody cares

No I deer why people dislike this thread.

What do yo call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

Wongy11020 m ago

It was being saved for a reiny day.


But why? There's no time like the present

bigbaz1 m ago

What do yo call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.


But what about a deer with no eyes and no legs?

bigbaz1 m ago

What do yo call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.


What do you call a reindeer with 3 eyes?

Reiiindeer

kelly198746 m ago

That's a bit rude... olph


Oh deery me!

What do you call a deer who is trying to destroy planets???

Deerth Vader

What do you become when you are trying to hold the deer and you cant???

Hold the deer... Hol th deer...Ho th deer...Hot deer...HODEER

Found one in this thread lol

I'm really lichen this discussion.

larrylightweight12 m ago

Found one in this thread lol


Come on where's the punch line.

I've herd a lot of them

Got a white wreath here. Anybody need it?

I was at the market the other day and a bloke was selling eight legs of venison for £40. I thought it was too dear.

BeerMeister3 h, 1 m ago

But what about a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no idea

bigbaz3 h, 4 m ago

Come on where's the punch line.


Punch line must have been the 100th White deer found.

What do you call a reindeer who can write with both left and right hooves?




Bambi-dextrous

Doe'nt. Just Doe'nt.

BeerMeister8 h, 49 m ago

But what about a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Handeercapped ?

Reindeer hiding in the wardrobe jumps out


"Caribou !"

Well isn't this just a dashing thread..

its over now op, see you next december

airfix15 h, 46 m ago

Handeercapped ?


Word is replaced by dearsabled for social inclusivity.
Edited by: "splender" 22nd Dec 2017

And what do you call a deer with no eyes . No legs and no pen1s

Hooffound a gold then? I thought I saw one pop up but then it vamoosed
Edited by: "Meeko" 22nd Dec 2017

rincewynd619 m ago

And what do you call a deer with no eyes . No legs and no pen1s


A venison roast joint ?

rincewynd619 m ago

And what do you call a deer with no eyes . No legs and no pen1s


Still no feckin ideer
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