Let's rewrite a classic: ''twas the night before Christmas"

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Found 13th Dec 2017
Let see see how creative we can be and rewrite a classic write a line each rhyming with the person above youand see what we can come up with
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For the farmer with the armpit length rubber glove
A bag so strong built not to pollute
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''Twas the night before christmas
Edited by: "confusedfashion19" 13th Dec 2017
When all through the barn
The livestock were waiting
For the farmer with the armpit length rubber glove
neilscutt17 m ago

The livestock were waiting


For Jesus, just west of Tehran
Edited by: "Deal0rN0Dea1" 13th Dec 2017
The cow bells where hung on the wall with ease
MSK.6 m ago

For the farmer with the armpit length rubber glove


And in his fanny pack, a little baby dove
And the barn door was closed so the lambs didn’t freeze
As he thought to himself I hope she doesn't sneeze.
When all of a sudden outside in the yard
There stood a giraffe with a ball made of yarn.
And the cheesiest grin that you ever did see
and lawyers not taken the pee !
With a Lancashire accent, he shouted aloud
That tonight’s Christmas Eve and he fell from the sleigh
neilscutt2 m ago

That tonight’s Christmas Eve and he fell from the sleigh


When he woke up he said neigh neigh neigh
Which began the dispute regarding giraffes pulling sleighs
But that was just one of the yarns that snowballed in days
It’s cause the police stepped in and stopped the affray
While the farmer and his wife were amongst the hay! On seeing the couple police shouted "stop"! Ok said the farmer it's a fair cop.
Then santa appeared with an awful fake tan
Then he was sidekicked to the throat, by our hero, Jackie Chan
And Baldrick said " What a cunning plan "
Just a shame santa looked like an oompa loompa man.
Half black and half white, and causing great fear
he broke into song and dance to a great cheer!
alas, it was a frenzied dance, once again Pepsi hair blaze fear.

Edited by: "cicobuff" 14th Dec 2017
Then off with the moonwalk as he started to cheer
Then Mr. Bean in his Firemam's Suit
Ran away with Michael's Pepsi job loot.
And during this time Mrs Claus was thinking
While mr clause was sat on his backside drinking
Joined Joanna Lumley playing the flute.
One of the crowd proclaimed "stop that Bean thief!, carrying that money in the Tesco Jute"


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A bag so strong built not to pollute
Then up on the roof was heard a great clatter
Mr Bean fell off, the jute's contents did scatter
And then shouted "when will summer get here"
Edited by: "Joey.Bloggsy" 14th Dec 2017
Ace Ventura swerves his car into the snowy scene, points at the farmer and says "like a glove"


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