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    Life would be great if it were backwards......

    You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.

    Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

    You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then you start work and you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school.

    You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day,

    And then, you finish off as an orgasm!

    I rest my case.

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    :-D
    If only!

    Yeah, but squeezing in through that tiny gap is going to be flipping hard.

    Hi five on that shout buddy

    I'd never really thought of it like that!!

    Hey yeah, that would be fantastic ! :thumbsup:

    Repped you for making me think!

    i remember reading a scifi book years ago where that was the exact premise of the book can't remember what it was called though. age you see. my brain's getting older not younger

    wolf359;3268127

    i remember reading a scifi book years ago where that was the exact … i remember reading a scifi book years ago where that was the exact premise of the book can't remember what it was called though. age you see. my brain's getting older not younger




    :giggle:

    Sounds like a plan ;-)

    wolf359;3268127

    i remember reading a scifi book years ago where that was the exact … i remember reading a scifi book years ago where that was the exact premise of the book can't remember what it was called though. age you see. my brain's getting older not younger


    wasn't one of the Red Dwarf books, was it?

    Its the same whichever way you look at it - I wrote this some years agao and it was published in National Voices
    CHILDHOOD BY SHEILA JEFFREYS

    OH TO BE A CHILD AGAIN
    WHERE WORK WAS BUT TO FIND A FRIEND.

    WHERE BLUEBELLS SCENT FILLED THE AIR
    AND LIFE WAS LIVED WITHOUT A CARE.

    BUT CHILDHOOD IS NOT WHAT IT MAY SEEM
    WE AWAKE FROM IT LIKE A FLEETING DREAM.

    AND LIFE GOES ON AND WE GROWN OLD
    AND GO BACK TO CHILDHOOD – OR SO I’M TOLD.

    LIKE AN OLD MAN/CHILD AWAITING DEATH
    TO WELCOME THAT LAST, THAT FINAL BREATH.

    ALTHOUGH HE IS BUT A CHILD AGAIN
    IS BODY ACHES WITH AGED PAIN.

    HIS MIND STILL QUICK, HIS BODY SLOW
    TIME PASSES HIM BY - HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO.

    HE AWAITS HIS RELEASE – HIS DESTINY
    TO THROW OFF LIFE’S SHACKLES – ONCE AGAIN TO BE FREE.

    THIS SHELL OF A BODY, WRINKLED WITH AGE
    HE NO LONGER WANTS TO BE LOCKED IN LIFE’S CAGE!

    Deja Vue? :whistling:

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    my posting at 03:04

    But never mind, plagiarism is okay on HDUK misc-nonsense, just say "SNAP"

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/04/images/070413-crocodile-picture.jpg

    Lol thats class

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    sofatoad;3268626

    Deja Vue? :whistling: … Deja Vue? :whistling: http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/260435/the-random-picture-gif-chat-joke-anmy posting at 03:04 But never mind, plagiarism is okay on HDUK misc-nonsense, just say "SNAP"


    Thanks for that Sofatoad;
    I'm no good at this; I need to do some research before posting in future! :-D

    PapaSmurf;3268390

    wasn't one of the Red Dwarf books, was it?



    nah its much older than that. its got to be about 30 years old, at least
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