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    Little old lady of 86 arrested..........

    Banned
    Defence Attorney:
    Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady:
    I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney:
    Will you tell us, in your own words,
    what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady:
    There I was, sitting there in my swing on
    my front porch on a warm spring evening,
    when a young man comes creeping up on
    the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady:
    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    It felt good. Nobody had done that since
    my Albert died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:
    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    His rubbing made me feel all alive and
    excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:
    Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that
    I just laydown and told him
    'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

    Defense Attorney:
    Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady:
    Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'
    And that's when I shot him, the little barsteward..

    7 Comments

    lol... very gd

    :lol: good one Guv

    HAHA...sick, but good.

    lmao:thumbsup:

    Banned

    now thats funny...where's the old lady now? i aint had any for ages you never know,just maybe?lol

    :roll: hahaha :-D

    lol mint!
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