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    Liver And Cheese ........................ (Joke)

    Liver And Cheese
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    Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

    The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

    The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

    Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

    The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

    "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

    She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"

    "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

    "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

    She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

    The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

    He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....

    Liver alone. Cheese mine.


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    Love it!!!

    :lol:

    :giggle:

    Original Poster

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    Original Poster

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    Original Poster

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    Original Poster

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    Excellent stuff - very funny joke and pics, especially the two before and after the bath :thumbsup:

    why does it involve dogs, why cant this be in reference to humans, it would make much more sense and would be easier to tell, good joke tho, i will steal and adapt to my liking :thumbsup:

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    why does it involve dogs, why cant this be in reference to humans, it … why does it involve dogs, why cant this be in reference to humans, it would make much more sense and would be easier to tell, good joke tho, i will steal and adapt to my liking :thumbsup:


    OK but remember dogs have a SOH too ! ;-)
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