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    Liverpool v Man U jokes?

    I've not had any text messages yet after Liverpool turned over Man U yesterday. Has anyone had any funny ones they'd like to share so I can pass them on to my bitter Man U mates?

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    There is one about the united fans throwing ball onto the pitch because their players didn't show any

    the Vidic magazine cover I posted in the other thread was funny too

    We have a Nemanja Vidic for sale. Going cheap, contact owner Mr Fernando Torres for more info.:thumbsup:

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    munaaf;6690971

    We have a Nemanja Vidic for sale. Going cheap, contact owner Mr Fernando … We have a Nemanja Vidic for sale. Going cheap, contact owner Mr Fernando Torres for more info.:thumbsup:


    Nice 1... keep em coming

    pathetic and thyre not even funny

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    jamespir;6691072

    pathetic and thyre not even funny


    Come on where's ur sense of humour. It's all harmless banter.

    jamespir;6691072

    pathetic and thyre not even funny



    :w00t:

    jamespir;6691072

    pathetic and thyre not even funny



    just like your manager:thumbsup:

    Here is a good one, Nani and Andersson cost united acombined fee of over £30m!

    Banned

    carragher should of been sent off:)

    Banned

    hassony;6691122

    Here is a good one, Nani and Andersson cost united acombined fee of over … Here is a good one, Nani and Andersson cost united acombined fee of over £30m!



    If Liverpool had that money, they could afford to sack Rafa:thumbsup:

    FilthAndFurry;6691163

    If Liverpool had that money, they could afford to sack Rafa:thumbsup:



    If liverpool have that kind of money, we would have been able to afford Villa, Silva or Negrado in the summer:thumbsup:

    casparwhite;6691156

    carragher should of been sent off:)



    have

    Banned

    hassony;6691185

    have



    it was a joke:x

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    casparwhite;6691156

    carragher should of been sent off:)


    Good refereeing ensured that he wasn't.

    incident 1 - A well timed tackle on Carrick (no action taken) carrick didn't even complain.
    incident 2 - A foul on Owen, going away from Goal. Justified yellow card.

    Vidic was lucky it wasn't a straight Red. Kuyt would have been clean through on goal as he was the last defender.

    The injustice is that he will only serve a 2nd yellow ban and not a straight red ban.

    Conclusion - Man Utd were lucky as he will be unavailable for less games then he should be.

    Banned

    dinglebin;6691216

    Good refereeing ensured that he wasn't.incident 1 - A well timed tackle … Good refereeing ensured that he wasn't.incident 1 - A well timed tackle on Carrick (no action taken) carrick didn't even complain.incident 2 - A foul on Owen, going away from Goal. Justified yellow card.Vidic was lucky it wasn't a straight Red. Kuyt would have been clean through on goal as he was the last defender.The injustice is that he will only serve a 2nd yellow ban and not a straight red ban.Conclusion - Man Utd were lucky as he will be unavailable for less games then he should be.



    :roll:

    Banned

    dinglebin;6691216

    incident 2 - A foul on Owen, going away from Goal. Justified yellow card.



    No. It was a goalscoring opportunity, Owen through on goal - straight red.

    I agree Vidic should have gone for a straight red too, although it was a long way from goal.

    casparwhite;6691208

    it was a joke:x



    It bugs me when people confuse 'of' and 'have'

    Banned

    bye bye jokes

    should've kept quiet

    Banned

    hassony;6691263

    It bugs me when people confuse 'of' and 'have'



    there are heaps of grammar, spelling and punctuation mistakes and people finishing sentences with verbs but its a internet forum......i care for none of it

    otherwise every thread/post would be an english lesson

    FilthAndFurry;6691261

    No. It was a goalscoring opportunity, Owen through on goal - straight red.



    probably, who cares anyway, if anything, it makes united and mr Ferguson seem more bitter

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    FilthAndFurry;6691261

    No. It was a goalscoring opportunity, Owen through on goal - straight … No. It was a goalscoring opportunity, Owen through on goal - straight red.I agree Vidic should have gone for a straight red too, although it was a long way from goal.


    We'll agree to disagree. My reaction was that owen and the ball were heading more towards the corner flag than the goal. Thought the ref had a good game on the whole considering it was his 1st game between any of the top 4.

    hassony;6691122

    Here is a good one, Nani and Andersson cost united acombined fee of over … Here is a good one, Nani and Andersson cost united acombined fee of over £30m!



    Here's one.
    TWENTY LONG LONG YEARS AND NO LEAGUE TITLE. LMAO
    2 YEARS WITHOUT WINNING ANYTHING.
    A FAT SPANISH WAITER MANAGING THE CLUB.

    sorry, that was 3 :whistling:

    ££ JASE ££;6691345

    Here's one.TWENTY LONG LONG YEARS AND NO LEAGUE TITLE. LMAO2 YEARS … Here's one.TWENTY LONG LONG YEARS AND NO LEAGUE TITLE. LMAO2 YEARS WITHOUT WINNING ANYTHING.A FAT SPANISH WAITER MANAGING THE CLUB.sorry, that was 3 :whistling:



    Whats the only ship to not have visited Liverpool? The premiership.

    spic;6691457

    Whats the only ship to not have visited Liverpool? The premiership.



    :thumbsup:

    spic;6691457

    Whats the only ship to not have visited Liverpool? The premiership.



    classic.

    ££ JASE ££;6691345

    Here's one.TWENTY LONG LONG YEARS AND NO LEAGUE TITLE. LMAO2 YEARS … Here's one.TWENTY LONG LONG YEARS AND NO LEAGUE TITLE. LMAO2 YEARS WITHOUT WINNING ANYTHING.A FAT SPANISH WAITER MANAGING THE CLUB.sorry, that was 3 :whistling:



    We have no devine right to win the title, no one has, and in these 20 years we have won 3 Fa cups, 3 league cups, one uefa cup and a european cup, we are also ranked as the number 1 team in europe, so we have been luckier than most other clubs

    as for your third point, WTF are you on about?

    hassony;6691650

    We have no devine right to win the title, no one has, and in these 20 … We have no devine right to win the title, no one has, and in these 20 years we have won 3 Fa cups, 3 league cups, one uefa cup and a european cup, we are also ranked as the number 1 team in europe, so we have been luckier than most other clubsas for your third point, WTF are you on about?



    Im on about him being a fat spanish waiter.
    Weren't you one of those calling for his head last week?

    Typical of scouse reds, they all love him again this week.
    I, for one, am his number one fan, hope he stays there forever as they'll never win the prem with him at the helm.

    :thumbsup:

    ££ JASE ££;6691703

    Im on about him being a fat spanish waiter.Weren't you one of those … Im on about him being a fat spanish waiter.Weren't you one of those calling for his head last week?Typical of scouse reds, they all love him again this week.I, for one, am his number one fan, hope he stays there forever as they'll never win the prem with him at the helm.:thumbsup:



    why am I not surprised that you think its ok to be xenophobic

    4 defeats and his name was still sung loudly BEFORE the game.

    ££ JASE ££;6691703

    Im on about him being a [COLOR="Red"]fat spanish waiter[/COLOR].Weren't … Im on about him being a [COLOR="Red"]fat spanish waiter[/COLOR].Weren't you one of those calling for his head last week?Typical of scouse reds, they all love him again this week.I, for one, am his number one fan, hope he stays there forever as they'll never win the prem with him at the helm.:thumbsup:



    Becuase he's slightly overweight and Spanish that automatically makes him a waiter :? That's some extreme stereotpying going on there :w00t:

    But even taking your stereotypical view of the Spanish into account, this 'waiter' seems to have mastered the art of making the 'best team in england' look very ordinary these days...... that must look pretty bad as a United fan, being beaten comfortably by someone who should be carrying dinner plates :roll:

    midlandscomics;6691778

    Becuase he's slightly overweight and Spanish that automatically makes him … Becuase he's slightly overweight and Spanish that automatically makes him a waiter :? That's some extreme stereotpying going on there :w00t:But even taking your stereotypical view of the Spanish into account, this 'waiter' seems to have mastered the art of making the 'best team in england' look very ordinary these days...... that must look pretty bad as a United fan, being beaten comfortably by someone who should be carrying dinner plates :roll:



    :w00t:

    midlandscomics;6691778

    Becuase he's slightly overweight and Spanish that automatically makes him … Becuase he's slightly overweight and Spanish that automatically makes him a waiter :? That's some extreme stereotpying going on there :w00t:But even taking your stereotypical view of the Spanish into account, this 'waiter' seems to have mastered the art of making the 'best team in england' look very ordinary these days...... that must look pretty bad as a United fan, being beaten comfortably by someone who should be carrying dinner plates :roll:



    Touche!!

    lol

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    ££ JASE ££;6691703

    Im on about him being a fat spanish waiter.Weren't you one of those … Im on about him being a fat spanish waiter.Weren't you one of those calling for his head last week?Typical of scouse reds, they all love him again this week.I, for one, am his number one fan, hope he stays there forever as they'll never win the prem with him at the helm.:thumbsup:


    Might not have brought the prem title to the club yet but I have certainly enjoyed the trebble Liverpool have now completed over Man U... Roll on Old Trafford and we can then celebrate the double double!! Remember you're only as good as your last game... And boy Liverpool were good...

    dinglebin;6691801

    Might not have brought the prem title to the club yet but I have … Might not have brought the prem title to the club yet but I have certainly enjoyed the trebble Liverpool have now completed over Man U... Roll on Old Trafford and we can then celebrate the double double!! Remember you're only as good as your last game... [SIZE="2"][COLOR="Red"]And boy Liverpool were good..[/COLOR][/SIZE].



    ...you didnt see the match then :whistling:

    they were average, we were rubbish. end of.

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    ££ JASE ££;6691909

    ...you didnt see the match then :whistling:they were average, we were … ...you didnt see the match then :whistling:they were average, we were rubbish. end of.


    I did see the match. Which reminds me. Was it just me or did anyone notice how stupid Utd fans are. They threw there beach balls on to the pitch when Liverpool were attacking that end!! Surely the idea was to wait until Pepe was at that end to wind him up. You could have cost your team an embarrasing goal. Trust me - you wouldn't want that to happen. Talking about embarrasing goals. How does it feel to have Ngog scoring against you. I imagine that must hurt a tad.

    From what i saw, it was 99% the Kop end throwing the balls on the pitch.
    Dont think theres many Man U fans there do you?

    ££ JASE ££;6691909

    ...you didnt see the match then :whistling:they were average, we were … ...you didnt see the match then :whistling:they were average, we were rubbish. end of.



    Wow

    when chelsea beat us 3-1 at anfield last season in the CL, every liverpool fan I know applauded chelsea's performance that day, they were excellent and beat us fair and square, its a bit too much asking for the same from united fans, but I guess thats why they are regarded as bad losers

    dinglebin;6691943

    I did see the match. Which reminds me. Was it just me or did anyone … I did see the match. Which reminds me. Was it just me or did anyone notice how stupid Utd fans are. They threw there beach balls on to the pitch when Liverpool were attacking that end!! Surely the idea was to wait until Pepe was at that end to wind him up. You could have cost your team an embarrasing goal. Trust me - you wouldn't want that to happen. Talking about embarrasing goals. How does it feel to have Ngog scoring against you. I imagine that must hurt a tad.



    the balls were thrown by the liverpool fans, they had Yanks out on them in protest against the owners

    hassony;6691960

    Wowwhen chelsea beat us 3-1 at anfield last season in the CL, every … Wowwhen chelsea beat us 3-1 at anfield last season in the CL, every liverpool fan I know applauded chelsea's performance that day, they were excellent and beat us fair and square, its a bit too much asking for the same from united fans, but I guess thats why they are regarded as bad losers



    It's not all united fans, its just the majority. The decent non-bitters can admit a bad game.:)

    Adam2050;6691977

    It's not all united fans, its just the majority. The decent non-bitters … It's not all united fans, its just the majority. The decent non-bitters can admit a bad game.:)



    "Decent United fans"? thats as likely as an Osama Bin Ladin sex tape

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    ££ JASE ££;6691958

    From what i saw, it was 99% the Kop end throwing the balls on the … From what i saw, it was 99% the Kop end throwing the balls on the pitch.Dont think theres many Man U fans there do you?


    If I remember that was before the game started.. It's called a sense of humour - something Utd fans don't possess. The balls I am refering to where thrown at the away end.
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