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    Liverpool vs Chelsea tonight crazy bets

    You can bet on a single dildo being thrown onto the pitch tonight currently 14/1

    36 Comments

    Original Poster

    Any others

    Hahahaha

    Guessing it is PaddyPower offering this?

    Original Poster

    Another one 1 corner per half per team currently 11/4 seems to be printing money

    archer1204

    Another one 1 corner per half per team currently 11/4 seems to be … Another one 1 corner per half per team currently 11/4 seems to be printing money


    have you bet archer

    What are the odds on 22 Dildos being on the pitch ? I'll take some of that

    archer1204

    Another one 1 corner per half per team currently 11/4 seems to be … Another one 1 corner per half per team currently 11/4 seems to be printing money



    which bookie?

    archer1204

    Another one 1 corner per half per team currently 11/4 seems to be … Another one 1 corner per half per team currently 11/4 seems to be printing money



    Exactly one corner or is it one corner or more as there is a big difference?

    rogparki

    What are the odds on 22 Dildos being on the pitch ? I'll take some of … What are the odds on 22 Dildos being on the pitch ? I'll take some of that



    Depends if they stray from one of the anti trump protests

    It will be exactly one corner per half surely. Either that or max bet like £2.

    livinthedream

    Depends if they stray from one of the anti trump protests



    Please keep football topics political free as there are far too many as there is!

    livinthedream

    Depends if they stray from one of the anti trump protests


    Would be hundreds then , nothing else on for "rent a crowd " tonight

    Regarding the dildo bet, seriously what bookies?

    Could be some serious money to be made here as it wouldn't be hard to get someone to throw one on!

    Towelie

    Please keep football topics political free as there are far too many as … Please keep football topics political free as there are far too many as there is!


    "Football topics" is plural , as is "are "- therefore your "is" should be "are" - Just saying

    Edited by: "rogparki" 31st Jan

    Original Poster

    archer1204

    Another one 1 corner per half per team currently 11/4 seems to be … Another one 1 corner per half per team currently 11/4 seems to be printing money


    To clarify its over so it means at least 2 corners per team per half at 11/4 currently with WH just put £20 on it
    Not bothering with the dildo bet yes it was with PP
    Edited by: "archer1204" 31st Jan

    Original Poster

    Towelie

    Regarding the dildo bet, seriously what bookies? Could be some serious … Regarding the dildo bet, seriously what bookies? Could be some serious money to be made here as it wouldn't be hard to get someone to throw one on!


    It might be like the tennis ball protest
    bbc.co.uk/spo…462

    Towelie

    Regarding the dildo bet, seriously what bookies? Could be some serious … Regarding the dildo bet, seriously what bookies? Could be some serious money to be made here as it wouldn't be hard to get someone to throw one on!



    That dildo bet was originally 50/1 !

    Banned

    archer1204

    It might be like the tennis ball protest … It might be like the tennis ball protest http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35540462




    Same happened at Blackburn V Blackpool at the weekend

    livinthedream

    That dildo bet was originally 50/1 !



    Well if you're going to the game it's certainly worth chucking £100 on and nipping in Anne Summers on the way!

    I thought it was stupid to begin with but after thinking, it would be so easy to do!

    Towelie

    Well if you're going to the game it's certainly worth chucking £100 on … Well if you're going to the game it's certainly worth chucking £100 on and nipping in Anne Summers on the way! I thought it was stupid to begin with but after thinking, it would be so easy to do!


    Have you read the small print "dildo must be used " - best be quick

    Banned

    rogparki

    "dildo must be used "



    On the pitch? oO

    rogparki

    "Football topics" is plural , as is "are "- therefore your "is" should be … "Football topics" is plural , as is "are "- therefore your "is" should be "are" - Just saying


    trolling again rog?
    why not pick up on political?
    imo 'as there/it is' is not really affected by plurality which has already been dealt with via the usage of 'there are too...'
    also... noone cares!

    rogparki

    Have you read the small print "dildo must be used " - best be quick



    Haha I've got a few female friends who I'm fairly certain would be happy to help for a share of the winnings although for £5k, I'd be tempted myself

    Original Poster

    The didlo bet all depends on how good or bad the searching is plus the person being good at throwing it on the pitch you might get a near miss and the bet wont be paid will sky show it

    Towelie

    Haha I've got a few female friends who I'm fairly certain would be happy … Haha I've got a few female friends who I'm fairly certain would be happy to help for a share of the winnings although for £5k, I'd be tempted myself


    surely its 1 and a maximum of 1? otherwise you are just going to get hundreds!

    brilly

    trolling again rog? why not pick up on political?imo 'as there/it is' is … trolling again rog? why not pick up on political?imo 'as there/it is' is not really affected by plurality which has already been dealt with via the usage of 'there are too...'also... noone cares!



    Correct, it should have read' politically free' instead.

    Also, ending it 'there are far to many as there are.' would most definitely be incorrect but as you finished, it's not worth it really.

    brilly

    surely its 1 and a maximum of 1? otherwise you are just going to get … surely its 1 and a maximum of 1? otherwise you are just going to get hundreds!



    Well it is Anfield, if there was a pitch invasion it would be in the thousands!

    Seriously though, if one has already been thrown then your **** gets saved and you can save your dildo for a rainy day.

    Original Poster

    less than 10 minutes to go still available

    Original Poster

    if a supporter accidentally hits a player with it imagine the headlines tomorrow

    Banned

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    Original Poster

    Still no dildo spotted roll on the 2nd half

    Towelie

    Well if you're going to the game it's certainly worth chucking £100 on … Well if you're going to the game it's certainly worth chucking £100 on and nipping in Anne Summers on the way! I thought it was stupid to begin with but after thinking, it would be so easy to do!



    ​the bookies ain't stupid they will throw another one as the bets for 1 so u lose. end of the day house always wins.

    MynameisM

    ​the bookies ain't stupid they will throw another one as the bets for 1 s … ​the bookies ain't stupid they will throw another one as the bets for 1 so u lose. end of the day house always wins.


    Excellent point , they would wouldn't they oO

    goaaaaaaaaalllllll!!!!!!!

    sorry got carried away there as wasn't expecting one

    Original Poster

    They couldn't even get the corner bet not sure about the dildo bet though

    There was a beer bottle thrown onto the pitch. Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
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