lol so I locked this customer were I work in B&Q

she was near the plant section of B&Q when she went fair enough i locked everything. she could of been locked there all night, she was banging on the doors for ages, but I had to go and pretend i spotted her and let her out. I think she wants to sue, what should I do?

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Lost it 100% you have.

Lol funny ....omg what a nutter im laffing at mad people!

I got locked in the gym a few weeks back. Went to the changing room and when i came out, the place was pitch black and all the doors were locked! Nearly cacked myself

:lol:

pinkkitty2007;1900789

I got locked in the gym a few weeks back. Went to the changing room and … I got locked in the gym a few weeks back. Went to the changing room and when i came out, the place was pitch black and all the doors were locked! Nearly cacked myself



At least u were inside !!!!! I was outside in the terraces !!!

pinkkitty2007;1900789

I got locked in the gym a few weeks back. Went to the changing room and … I got locked in the gym a few weeks back. Went to the changing room and when i came out, the place was pitch black and all the doors were locked! Nearly cacked myself



Well you can't leave it at that - what happened?

pinkkitty2007;1900789

I got locked in the gym a few weeks back. Went to the changing room and … I got locked in the gym a few weeks back. Went to the changing room and when i came out, the place was pitch black and all the doors were locked! Nearly cacked myself



U might have weighed lighter on the scales ! :whistling:

harvie u r a wallbanger !!!!

nice one, harvie:-D

mrszerrouk;1900824

Well you can't leave it at that - what happened?



I found my way to the main entrance which had a lock that you could turn to get out but then the whole building was unlocked and obviously couldnt leave the whole fitness centre unlocked. Saw a car leaving the car park so i legged it after it quickly and luckily it was the woman that locked me in so she came back and locked up again.

lol.,,

mstiny;1900834

U might have weighed lighter on the scales ! :whistling:



Lol:oops:

Banned

genius!

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mstiny;1900848

harvie u r a wallbanger !!!!



took me a mintue to figure that one out lol.

harvie316;1900882

took me a mintue to figure that one out lol.



Is that like in the Porky's shower scene? :?

thesaint;1900979

Is that like in the Porky's shower scene? :?



that sounds um... wrong ;-)

good one harvie:thumbsup:
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