LOL WUT! ebay message i just got.... *updated*

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Found 17th Nov 2010
new message from highest bidder (gets more ridicolous)

:hi could i cancell my bid been up for ages with the little one teething she has bidded on her own clever girl really .not sorry the bid so far is 127 thank you


hello there.. ! im sorry but you cant imagine what happenned in those 20 last minutes.. unbelieveble.. ! believe it or not my flatmate left the door slightely open when walking the dog and someone came INSIDE my house (when im in the first floor) and STOLE his computer and my WALLET my phone and my tobacco from the table..! i had in there money (quite a few !) and my cards..i WONT be able to buy that phone cause i wont have enough money but i made already my bid.. i really need to step back.. hope is alright.. dont know what to do.. i know the story sounds unbelievable but i can maybe prove it.. ! hope you understand.. cards blocked now.. god.. ! i saw him leavinggggr.. ! let me know if i made a mess.. sorry.. xx

hahahaha

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Is it someone from here

lol what a plank.

On a related note a guy I have on fb said someone came into their house today and stole their wallet there was£200 quid in it lol. He went down the road to help their mum with some shopping and was gone for about 15 mins although he admitted that he thinks he left the back door open haha
Edited by: "numptyj" 17th Nov 2010

Original Poster Banned

if that happened to me i would definately not give two **** about a bid on ebay thats still ongoing

Are you sure it isn't someone from here winding you up after your other thread,or was it the actual buyer who messaged you

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deb8z

Are you sure it isn't someone from here winding you up after your other … Are you sure it isn't someone from here winding you up after your other thread,or was it the actual buyer who messaged you



it was a buyer who had messaged me previously. think they're french hence the poor english

Can't he retract his bid or is it too late?

If you sell it successfully this time,make sure you send it via a trackable method with insurance to cover for loss or damage.

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Just got this sent to me from the same buyer

"i jkust wanted to specify that even if for me looks very irresponsible to buy a phone now (i have one.. i just los a couple of hundreds -just paid- and im not rich ) if i got it and you think i still should buy it i would keep my word x"

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The excuses are getting worse : :hi could i cancell my bid been up for ages with the little one teething she has bidded on her own clever girl really .not sorry the bid so far is 127 thank you

Tell them to retract their bid themselves,it shows on their record then,

lol @ the excuses X)

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typical french, backing out

Zer0Cool

typical french, backing out



Its usually 'Typical French, bending over'

I had one last year. Claimed her 5 yr old had bid. I pointed out it was on a school day and it was 11am. She replied the child was off ill. So I asked why kid was on comp when I'll. She sneaked out of bed and bid. I then pointed out bid history where over the prev few days had been bidding quite tactically on the same item and then and won another item same as mine later that day but cheaper and paid. She still denied it was her

Negged her

my inlaws came in from a night at the social club - there was about 6 people sat in the dining room having a cuppa b4 bed, someone ( with mahoosive balllls ) walked round the back of the house, in through the kitchen door ( next to dining room ) and stole mother inlaws bag with purse/doorkeys/phone in it off the sideboard !


nothing to do with ebay - but i thought it was quite funny!!
Edited by: "arcangel111" 18th Nov 2010

I would try and make them feel as bad as possible, send an equally if not more heartbreaking "story" email back saying why you needed their money!
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