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    London Airports Closed

    I have just been advised that all London airports are to remain closed today due to huge amounts of dust in the atmosphere. Police are currently talking to the cleaner of the Arsenal trophy cabinet

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    you should be ashamed of that joke.

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    It's me, footballer Ashley Cole
    Please don't rape me Mr Cole.

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    Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"

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    [COLOR="Red"]This thread is about football jokes.[/COLOR] Knock … [COLOR="Red"]This thread is about football jokes.[/COLOR] Knock KnockWho's there?It's me, footballer Ashley ColePlease don't rape me Mr Cole.



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