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    Lonely in Africa...

    I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I
    thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone
    booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.
    It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, lovely girl,
    bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the
    right places, beautiful long wavy hair, and long graceful legs all
    the way up to her rear end.
    You know the kind.
    So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call
    'Hello?' the woman says.
    God, she sounded sexy. 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd
    like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be
    straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is
    sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking
    kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring
    implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll
    go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in
    chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does
    that sound?'

    She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need
    to press 9.'

    8 Comments

    lmao birdyboy!

    I move for this joke being stricken from the record...

    Banned

    LOOOOOOL


    Is this a true story though? that would be even funnier

    nice one

    lol - thats a good one

    hahahahaahahah so funny

    good one Birdy :thumbsup:

    lol...I lol'd out loud too
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