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    Look who my house guest is......

    Found this in my conservatory

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    Original Poster

    http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj13/louloulou78/spider-1.jpg

    I assume thats an enlarged image!?!?!?! If not - run, run, run for your life......

    pattern on it's bum looks like a skull, not seen one like that before, might be worth checking out? Had any banana's?, maybe it's come over on the boat with them?? :-D

    Banned

    I'd move! :-D

    That's a Black Death spider.
    It can spit poison at 5 metres.
    Keep well clear.

    i would of screamed so loud and would be out the house lol :w00t:

    Banned

    I'm itching at the thought of it.

    Don't mean to make it any worse but spiders come in pairs

    lmfao x2

    Jumpingphil;2503257

    That's a Black Death spider.It can spit poison at 5 metres.Keep well … That's a Black Death spider.It can spit poison at 5 metres.Keep well clear.

    Original Poster

    Its a 'false black widow' spider!

    EEEEEEEEEEEEW

    Hate spiders. Try and be kind and get them into a glass but when all else fails I hoover them up and then feel evil!

    Oh....I'm very sorry, I forgot to add these at the end of my post.
    :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:



    Sorry. :whistling:

    Haha, just a common garden spider right? Abeit rather a big one!

    My nan had an A-Z book on spiders.

    Could be one of those ninja death spiders though so IMO, start packing.

    hellfire;2503290

    EEEEEEEEEEEEWHate spiders. Try and be kind and get them into a glass but … EEEEEEEEEEEEWHate spiders. Try and be kind and get them into a glass but when all else fails I hoover them up and then feel evil!



    lol:)

    spiders are definately getting bigger and fatter
    I heard that the common daddy longlegs has the most powerful venom of all spiders what if it mated with a fly or another common house spider:roll:

    Original Poster

    This was original image
    http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj13/louloulou78/spider.jpg

    Id say its body was about 15mm long!

    Trouble is my other half moved its web - apparantly it was thick so signs are its female - they bite apparantly - males dont!!! GREAT!!! Anyway, now, it hasnt come out since - its scarpered somewhere!!!!!!! AAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!
    As for coming in pairs!!!

    Here's some info on the false widow :thumbsup:

    ]http//ww…tml

    its called a punnisher spider and makes its home in yours it grows to six foot and nicks the tv remote and sits in your chair

    Run forest run ....

    looks like a deaths head spider ]http//im…3DG

    You are brave taking photos, i hate spiders :thumbsup:

    Originally a native of the Canary Islands and Madeira; now established in … Originally a native of the Canary Islands and Madeira; now established in the southern and eastern coastal region of England and inland in Surrey.



    M.F.I.

    Put a half chicken out for it and when it comes out to feed, trap it under an upside down dustbin.
    Actually, better make that a whole chicken.

    Original Poster

    guess where i live.....

    Shengis;2503383

    M.F.I.



    Lol, I wonder why "Surrey"? Did they check Rightmove before hopping on the plane? Estate agents?

    Original Poster

    south coast - east sussex!!!

    Original Poster

    Jumpingphil;2503397

    Put a half chicken out for it and when it comes out to feed, trap it … Put a half chicken out for it and when it comes out to feed, trap it under an upside down dustbin.Actually, better make that a whole chicken.



    lol!

    loulou;2503407

    south coast - east sussex!!!



    pest control :thumbsup:

    In an M.F.I. store?

    She looks fat, she's either just eaten her mate or is about to lay eggs.

    Some spiders lay 2000 eggs.

    I read that the average person swallows 3 spiders in a lifetime while sleeping, but that's just a myth...or is it!


    Sleep well tonight.

    loulou;2503407

    south coast - east sussex!!!



    Luckily I'm 10 minutes from East Sussex, West Kent doesn't let these through the boarder.

    its horrible no matter what it is-have you managed to get it out of the house yet? i always get my o/h to do it as e's brave(or stupid!)

    Jumpingphil;2503425

    In an M.F.I. store?



    TGB;2503438

    Luckily I'm 10 minutes from East Sussex, West Kent doesn't let these … Luckily I'm 10 minutes from East Sussex, West Kent doesn't let these through the boarder.



    Phil, the clues are there ;-) :lol:

    You have not killed it I hope! It has probably just come in because of the rain. Try and catch it and take it outside again.
    While you are taking it out, gentle caress its back with your index finger

    Here's it's mate. It's probably looking for her.

    http://www.theasc.com/magazine/mar05/deep/images/image3.jpg

    OMG it looks as if it's about to give birth :w00t: boil a kettle, get some towels
    ]http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/15992.jpg]http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/14094.jpg]http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/5136.jpg

    Banned

    I too had a big little ****** in my house teh other day...should of took a pic but was too scared LOL. Anyway, got someone else to kill it and as i started moving the books off the shelf about 20 little babies start scurrying out. Lucky had teh hoover nearby and did an army assualt on the little F U C ****....Think she was about to give birth to a few more cos she was still rather swell LOL. Glad i killed them when i did and didn't discover a nest at Christmas time ¬_¬ XD...Sleep Tight lol

    woah!!! I've just had to shut my eyes as Im arachnaphobic! If I see even just a picture I vomit and scratch my arms till they bleed! It's not nice! I've had psychotherpay and it's made a bit better. i quickly scrolled righ to the bottom as I thnkk there's some pretty nasty piccies a few posts above?

    Wow look at the pattern on it!! Looks like the ones that i get in my bushes outside!
    Please don't kill it! I take it your like me and don't mind spiders otherwise you wouldn't hang around to get photos!!

    Here's our house spider "Bertha" having lunch
    http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/ordinaryphotos/Bertha2.jpg

    And if you want to feel really itchy/scratchy here are some little ones to play with
    http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/ordinaryphotos/babyspidershosta3.jpg

    Banned

    Thanks for that, much appreciated!

    Made my day....

    *runs screaming from the thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Banned

    loulou;2503215



    nice and cute why dont you invite for dinner
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