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    Loud Trees / Sorry Guys

    Hi There

    Before I start I will just say sorry.

    I was watching one of those
    nature channels the other day.
    I can believe it about
    people talking to trees
    but I didn't realize they could
    talk back.

    Just what is it
    that makes a tree loud ?

    If you get the correct answer
    you could make it through to the next round
    where you could be in with a chance of winning
    some great prizes including.

    A flat battery
    A 1 legged pair of jeans ( or should that be 1 jean )
    The hole in my bucket ( does not include the bucket )
    1 Soleless shoe
    1 roll of non stick sellotape
    A fart in a spacesuit ( does not include the spacesuit )
    A chocolate firegaurd

    And a new advancement in technology,
    a packet of pierced condoms,
    which allow air to circulate around the p*nis
    keeping it nice and fresh.

    If anybody feels they could contribute
    to the list of prizes
    please feel free.

    Thanks

    3 Comments

    Their bark is loud?

    Original Poster

    That's right harlzter :thumbsup:

    You have the pick of the above prizes
    just ring my premium rate phone number
    to claim your prize.
    All it costs you is £25.00 per minute
    minimum call 15 minutes.
    And your prize will be on its way.

    Now which prize would you like to pick. :-D

    charver;2923516

    That's right harlzter :thumbsup:You have the pick of the above prizesjust … That's right harlzter :thumbsup:You have the pick of the above prizesjust ring my premium rate phone numberto claim your prize.All it costs you is £25.00 per minuteminimum call 15 minutes.And your prize will be on its way.Now which prize would you like to pick. :-D



    Dont worry about the prize I was really looking for a chocolate teapot but see you dont offer these, let Black Gerbil1 have my prize instead.
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