Made me Laugh !!

Found 4th May 2009
When girls don't put out!!

One evening last week, my good lady and I were getting
into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want
you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet
dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs
as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as
a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't
you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I
went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to
spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then
went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I
walked around with her while she tried on several different
very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted
new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,
'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so
excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a
shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's
fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction
from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited
anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No
honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with
a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial
needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs
as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill
me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I
am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....
but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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tut men
Heard it before, but makes me chuckle everytime. lol
when girls don't put out....

it means the man is fugly..
h_k, you're blocked up hun...

Either take more fibre, or empty your inbox xxx
lol fantastic

h_k, you're blocked up hun...Either take more fibre, or empty your inbox … h_k, you're blocked up hun...Either take more fibre, or empty your inbox xxx

pmsl emptied :thumbsup:
Haha that made me chuckle!!!
good one
That's a good one! :thumbsup:
lol. quality...
lol everytime you hear that one8-)
Mental Cruelty x 2.
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