made me laugh

    Q: If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?

    A: The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen


    Original Poster

    EXCELLENT lmfao :thumbsup:

    Easy pleased:roll:

    Haha the Corn Flake one is good! :thumbsup:

    We used to keep the motorbikes in our old kitchen ....... didnt actually ride them round but used to ride them through the door over the door step and into the kitchen :-) ! Even had Christmas dinner one year with the table perched over the seats of two bikes ......... sorry dont know any jokes tho :-( !!


    Mellow Yellow;8583308

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help m … A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then “he said with a deep sigh…”..............“Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”

    lol you're funny
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