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Hope it's not very cold when you spray it on:oops:

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Coming soon the spray-on condom for custom-fit sex




Scientists have developed a spray on condom that is tailor made to a man's most treasured asset in seconds.
The sheath, invented by the Condom Consultancy in Germany, is made in a chamber that pumps out liquid latex over the man's ***** and then dries in 20 to 25 seconds. It is later rolled off like a normal condom. The aim is to cut the drying time to 10 seconds.
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Inventor Jan Vinzenz Krause said it is better than the one-size-fits-all versions on sale in shops.
"We thought why not come up with a condom that fits the man rather than vice versa? This would represent a revolution in the condom market," said Krause.
He has filed for a patent for the latex spraying system he invented. "As far as I know our idea is unique," said Krause.
He admits he will have to overcome some legal hurdles and technical niggles before he can bring the product to market, but he already has a working prototype and says the system can cater for most sizes.
"With our technology we could spray a condom on an erect elephant," he declared, not without a hint of pride.
Men who tested the prototype were split in their reactions.
"Some said it's a great idea and would help them because they can't find conventional condoms that fit them," Mr Krause said.
"Others say they can't imagine it working in practice. There's the romance factor: applying the condom does interfere with the sex act."
The spray-on condom will be more expensive than conventional ones. The chamber will cost around £17 and the liquid latex refills, which produce between 10 and 20 condoms depending on size, will be priced at between £5 to £7.

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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

You can imagine it.........

Him: Oh wait darling, I just need to spray my willy
Her: Ooooooooooooo K
Him: [PPPPsssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]
Her: Are you quite done?
Him: nope have to wait 20 seconds for it to dry.
Her: Hmmmmmm, I think I'll pass


How about the chat up lines.........?

Is that a spray on condom I see in yer pocket, or you just happy to see me.

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It was in the Daily Mail so it MUST be true......

"The spray-on condom will be more expensive than conventional ones. The chamber will cost around £17 and the liquid latex refills, which produce between 10 and 20 condoms depending on size, will be priced at between £5 to £7."

Expensive? yeah right, nothing better than being spared if your caught short:thumbsup:

Charge £100 if they want :lol:

lol a woody

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robtallica;3170384

"The spray-on condom will be more expensive than conventional ones. The … "The spray-on condom will be more expensive than conventional ones. The chamber will cost around £17 and the liquid latex refills, which produce between 10 and 20 condoms depending on size, will be priced at between £5 to £7."Expensive? yeah right, nothing better than being spared if your caught short:thumbsup:Charge £100 if they want :lol:



loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

10 to 20 condoms dependant on size.

....................lets see who the first bloke is to come out with the sentence 'I only get 5 out of my spray....ladies ;-)' :whistling:

Foosball Chum;3170403

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool10 to 20 condoms dependant on … loooooooooooooooooooooooooool10 to 20 condoms dependant on size.....................lets see who the first bloke is to come out with the sentence 'I only get 5 out of my spray....ladies ;-)' :whistling:



wonder if tiny guys could cheat by spraying masses on - build up layers :lol:

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I can see this on Dragon's Den one day.........

Foosball Chum;3170403

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool10 to 20 condoms dependant on … loooooooooooooooooooooooooool10 to 20 condoms dependant on size.....................lets see who the first bloke is to come out with the sentence 'I only get 5 out of my spray....ladies ;-)' :whistling:



lmao. that would be the money shot.................


think about it :oops:

:w00t:

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robtallica;3170413

wonder if tiny guys could cheat by spraying masses on - build up layers … wonder if tiny guys could cheat by spraying masses on - build up layers :lol:



I wouldn't know :whistling:























Great Tip......thanks Rob :thumbsup: :w00t:

iglimpse;3170421

I can see this on Dragon's Den one day.........



lmao I wonder if one of the Dragons' will test it out like they usually do

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robtallica;3170437

lmao I wonder if one of the Dragons' will test it out like they usually do



As long as its not Deborah Meadon......I think I could cope

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robtallica;3170413

wonder if tiny guys could cheat by spraying masses on - build up layers … wonder if tiny guys could cheat by spraying masses on - build up layers :lol:



:w00t: So then it becomes a lump of latex, what use is that ? :?

Foosball Chum;3170428

I wouldn't know :whistling:Great Tip......thanks Rob :thumbsup: :w00t:



:oops: Hides behind pc chair

:-D

Say if you were in a rush and dived in before it had dried - very messy :w00t:

iglimpse;3170474

:w00t: So then it becomes a lump of latex, what use is that ? :?



I wasn't referring to a total pencil d***:w00t:

Give most guys at least a bit of credit, a few millimeters here and there can't but help most guys(and gals) surely:whistling:

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crd67;3170497

Say if you were in a rush and dived in before it had dried - very messy … Say if you were in a rush and dived in before it had dried - very messy :-)



It would act like superglue

It'd take me 20 minutes to finish the spray job :w00t:

crd67;3170497

Say if you were in a rush and dived in before it had dried - very messy … Say if you were in a rush and dived in before it had dried - very messy :w00t:



your right - prior to it drying it will just be a mass of wet gluey stuff:w00t:

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crd67;3170497

Say if you were in a rush and dived in before it had dried - very messy … Say if you were in a rush and dived in before it had dried - very messy :w00t:



Puts a whole new slant in the term 'premature ejaculation'

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DIY kit, while u wait......:whistling:

TBH it would be great if it got used when alot people still don't seem to bother......

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peodude;3170516

It'd take me 20 minutes to finish the spray job :w00t:



looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool..........lmfao :giggle:

One thing, if it is a drying agent which it obvo is - keep those hairs out of the spray can's way!

Hope it's not flammable

:shock:

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Bri8463;3170577

Hope it's not flammable :shock:



Why do you smoke during sex :?

Foosball Chum;3170581

Why do you smoke during sex :?



Friction:whistling:

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robtallica;3170595

Friction:whistling:



Ahhhh, gotcha.........puts a whole new slant on 'burning sensation'

Foosball Chum;3170614

Ahhhh, gotcha.........puts a whole new slant on 'burning sensation'



fire down below - literally:-D

Foosball Chum;3170614

Ahhhh, gotcha.........puts a whole new slant on 'burning sensation'



Don't want to start any bush fires :whistling:

robtallica;3170618

fire down below - literally:-D

ha ha someone get the hose to put the fire out:whistling:

peodude;3170619

Don't want to start any bush fires :whistling:



mr miagi;3170625

ha ha someone get the hose to put the fire out:whistling:



LMAO you guys just cracked me up even more :thumbsup:

robtallica;3170618

fire down below - literally:-D



FIRE IN THE HOLE!

en.wikipedia.org/wik…ole

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peodude;3170619

Don't want to start any bush fires :whistling:



loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

If I could rep you again I would :-D

Thank you guys seriously, sooooooo funny, I'm sat here in tears of laughter :-D

mr miagi;3170625

ha ha someone get the hose to put the fire out:whistling:



Now you're just taking the p*ss :-D

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peodude;3170670

Now you're just taking the p*ss :-D



Or perhaps just using it..........................ewwwwwwwwwwwwww :oops:

Anyone noticed the lack of females now posting on this thread - they're all watching I bet :lol:

Foosball Chum;3170676

Or perhaps just using it..........................ewwwwwwwwwwwwww :oops:



Mmmmm, golden showers :thumbsup:

peodude;3170670

Now you're just taking the p*ss :-D



Foosball Chum;3170676

Or perhaps just using it..........................ewwwwwwwwwwwwww :oops:



:roll: that's what he meant:w00t:

Ewwwww:oops:
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