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    ***In honour of the Adam and Joe Podcast***

    Anyone got any jokes they can genuinely claim to have authored that they'd like to share with the assembled throng? You can claim you legitimately authored it if a quick Google shows no-one else has done it before...

    Mine: What's an Orthpaedic surgeon's favourite genre of music? Hip 'Op.

    (yeah, it's cack, but I work for the NHS, what can you do?)

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    Apparently aged 7 I said to my Mum "imagine if Dodi Al Fayad's middle name was Your... Then he'd be Dodi Your Fayad"... Gramatically incorrect but quite the witty 7 year old

    Original Poster

    Haha - nice 7 year old work! You must still be quite a young salmon, then , I'd guess!?

    22 :d

    Original Poster

    Well, that's young enough to make me feel old!!

    A lion would never cheat but a Tiger Wood...

    What did the starfish do when his piano started playing the wrong notes?

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    He called out the piano tuna!!

    Abvance;7472992

    A lion would never cheat but a Tiger Wood...



    Don't even try to pretend that you made that one up!

    Original Poster

    I work with two people, a man whose surname is Blowes, and a woman whose surname is Wood. i'll change the first names for this story, but once, someone came to my desk starting a question with "Terry Blowes....???" to which I said "Terry Blowes? I don't know, but Susan Wood"; completely forgetting the person I was speaking to knew Susan and was likely to think I'd meant Susan Wood was some kind of master of the mouth...eeek!

    Babbabooey;7473031

    Don't even try to pretend that you made that one up!



    Can you prove otherwise? ;-)

    Abvance;7473058

    Can you prove otherwise? ;-)



    Er, yeah - just google the phrase and see the number of hits :thumbsup:

    Babbabooey;7473091

    Er, yeah - just google the phrase and see the number of hits :thumbsup:



    To be honest, it could be coincidence. It's hardly the got the pure and original edge that the "piano tuna" has to it, does it?

    (joke)

    Original Poster

    What do you call an Italian who talks to ghosts?

    Luigi Board

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    Nuneaton

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    mugatissue

    sorry about them but i made them up about 30 years ago

    tourettes....its nothing to shout about!
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