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    make me laugh.

    Im at work, rarely do i crack a smile, no one can make me laugh during work hours. try if you want.

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    I can't, but some of the classics of BG1 and THE JFK ... hmmm I would laugh

    :-D

    Before I decide whether to accept this challenge, what job do you do? Are you an undertaker or something?

    Banana79;5810013

    :-D

    wanna see me naked?that will make you laugh

    Original Poster

    fireheaven;5810035

    Before I decide whether to accept this challenge, what job do you do? … Before I decide whether to accept this challenge, what job do you do? Are you an undertaker or something?



    work in a chemical plant pretending to fix things

    michael jackson joke?

    roadrunner1;5810038

    I lol'd



    Yay, I like a bit of sucess!!! :thumbsup:

    search for failblog on google

    ive just eaten a hot dog
    http://images.halloweencostumes.com/dino-dog-costume.jpg

    raptorcigs;5810042

    wanna see me naked?that will make you laugh



    and i thought hukd was a clean site .............. ;-)

    smithyp1;5810079

    and i thought hukd was a clean site .............. ;-)


    i would like you to know i wash behind my ears

    Banned

    raptorcigs;5810042

    wanna see me naked?that will make you laugh



    i lol'd

    kungfu;5810054

    work in a chemical plant pretending to fix things



    Ahh ok - now my mind has gone blank :?

    I'll be back

    Original Poster

    fireheaven;5810132

    Ahh ok - now my mind has gone blank :?I'll be back



    ok but if its a sick joke about machinery breaking down ill be upset and furious :viking:

    kungfu;5810143

    ok but if its a sick joke about machinery breaking down ill be upset and … ok but if its a sick joke about machinery breaking down ill be upset and furious :viking:



    Oh damn it - ignore that pm I just sent you :?

    Banned

    A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

    Original Poster

    fireheaven;5810206

    Oh damn it - ignore that pm I just sent you :?



    good effort, i snorted out of one nostril...thats like nearly half a laugh, i reckon out of work i would of lolled tho :thumbsup:

    kungfu;5810228

    good effort, i snorted out of one nostril...thats like nearly half a … good effort, i snorted out of one nostril...thats like nearly half a laugh, i reckon out of work i would of lolled tho :thumbsup:



    I trawled through my phone to find that and then copied it and all I got was a snort :roll:

    Banned

    A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

    Banned

    Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."

    Original Poster

    fireheaven;5810286

    I trawled through my phone to find that and then copied it and all I got … I trawled through my phone to find that and then copied it and all I got was a snort :roll:



    told ya, im like mr miserable at work , need some natural light think ive got SAD

    pablo u gotta do some of dat dere punctuation n that , im too lazy to read blocks of text

    Banned

    Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "un-****ing-believable!"

    kungfu;5810319

    told ya, im like mr miserable at work , need some natural light think ive … told ya, im like mr miserable at work , need some natural light think ive got SAD :ppablo u gotta do some of dat dere punctuation n that , im too lazy to read blocks of text




    Lol well I got a snort - I will be happy with that unless you wanna read my gimp confession from the other night

    Banned

    kungfu;5810319

    told ya, im like mr miserable at work , need some natural light think ive … told ya, im like mr miserable at work , need some natural light think ive got SAD :ppablo u gotta do some of dat dere punctuation n that , im too lazy to read blocks of text



    all im doing is copy and paste cba to sort the punctuation

    [COLOR="Red"]What's your job?
    It doesn't seem like you're very happy at work, maybe you should change jobs?

    I thought you were a property developer? Or is that only part time?[/COLOR]

    Banned

    The JFK;5810681

    [COLOR="Magenta"]What's your job? It doesn't seem like you're very happy … [COLOR="Magenta"]What's your job? It doesn't seem like you're very happy at work, maybe you should change jobs?I thought you were a property developer? Or is that only part time?[/COLOR]



    Nice one. Advice from a school kid about career prospects.

    If that didn't make you laugh KungFu - nothing will.

    Banned

    A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"

    good effort, i snorted out of one nostril...thats like nearly half a … good effort, i snorted out of one nostril...thats like nearly half a laugh, i reckon out of work i would of lolled tho



    Lay off the drugs whilst you still have one.

    u work in a chemical plant. ur clever!

    Not sure how this will work being toned down, but here goes....

    One Saturday morning, the lady of the house is sitting in her kitchen sipping her cup of coffee, when her husband bursts in from the garage. "Wife! We're going fishing. Me, you and the dog are going fishing - go pack your stuff". "But I don't want to go fishing" says the wife. The husband cuts her off - "You've got 3 choices, you either come fishing, give me some oral delights or give me some bottom loving. Hurry up and make your choice". With that he disappears back into his garage, leaving his wife still sat there with a pained expression on her face. After a while the husband returns from the garage. "Have you made your choice?" he asks. With a sigh and a resigned expression, she relents. "Alright, you can have some oral delights". She has only just got started before she has to stop. "Urgh! This tastes like s**t!".
    "I know" replies the husband, "the dog didn't want to go fishing either".

    kungfu;5810054

    work in a chemical plant pretending to fix things


    Err, you didn't use to work in Chernobyl did you?

    nikkib123;5810224

    Skusey should be on soon with another side splitting funny!



    I lol'd. Serious

    PabloInTheSky;5810294

    A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a d … A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."



    lol!!

    smidav;5811182

    Not sure how this will work being toned down, but here goes....One … Not sure how this will work being toned down, but here goes....One Saturday morning, the lady of the house is sitting in her kitchen sipping her cup of coffee, when her husband bursts in from the garage. "Wife! We're going fishing. Me, you and the dog are going fishing - go pack your stuff". "But I don't want to go fishing" says the wife. The husband cuts her off - "You've got 3 choices, you either come fishing, give me some oral delights or give me some bottom loving. Hurry up and make your choice". With that he disappears back into his garage, leaving his wife still sat there with a pained expression on her face. After a while the husband returns from the garage. "Have you made your choice?" he asks. With a sigh and a resigned expression, she relents. "Alright, you can have some oral delights". She has only just got started before she has to stop. "Urgh! This tastes like s**t!". "I know" replies the husband, "the dog didn't want to go fishing either".



    ewwwwwwwwwwwww lol

    Pablo! Hahahaha! Those were classic!

    Whats the difference between a slapper and a bowling ball????












    There isnt one, you pick them both up stick your fingers in and then bang them down an alley
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