male birthday pressie ideas please!

    Its my mates birthday next Friday, and I've no idea what to get him, its the age old 'what do you get the man who has everything'!
    I was going to get him a shirt or something (he's quite a conservative dresser) but I always seem to get him clothes.
    He's quite a 'gadgety' person, but I can't afford a lot, so anything really useful or interesting is probably out of the question, and I don't want to get random junk.
    His partner is expecting their first child in the summer, and I was contemplating getting something daddy related, as I recently bought her a baby sling for her birthday. I bought him the 'haynes' baby manual for Christmas though, and can't think of anything else that might be useful at this stage.....other than earplugs!
    Help and ideas much appreciated!


    sexy time

    a hooker


    make him dinner, then make the bed

    so on and so forth

    dont bother making him dress up and go out

    edit - oops its your mate

    um.. err... take him out for a drink and moral support about his upcoming fatherhood

    A female friend of mine got me a really nice bamboo plant for my last birthday, they are really easy to look after and everyone asks about it when they see it because they look good and nobody seems to have seen them before..

    Original Poster

    haha! Dear God no!
    He doesn't drink - otherwise it would be a bottle of whisky to celebrate upcoming fatherhood lol

    Watch ??


    I like the bamboo plant idea, something nice that will grow over the years, everyone including his new addition will grow to love it

    mine is a bit like these and they are ment to bring good luck..

    What do you get the man who has everything?

    A Vasectomy!

    Bonsai's are even nicer


    Bonsai's are even nicer

    nah trust me bonsais are really hard to look after, and the lucky bamboo looks really good in real life..

    Porn or beer should do it.


    Original Poster

    I quite like the bamboo idea actually!
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