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    are every day objects male or female

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    Original Poster

    Male or Female?

    You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:


    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.



    They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.


    TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated


    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


    SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


    WEB PAGES:
    Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


    TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


    HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying



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    Banned

    you might want to correct the spelling in the title :thumbsup:

    Banned

    ...but loool anyway! :-D

    Original Poster

    salder21;3398643

    you might want to correct the spelling in the title :thumbsup:


    thank you (Dislexik)

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    were you in the new member thread this morning? :-D

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    salder21;3398715

    were you in the new member thread this morning? :-D



    yes that was me

    but have to go back to work now so hope to see you all later

    hello new member!

    Banned

    very funny :thumbsup:

    Old but amusing

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    kyalion;3398960

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/261952/male-versus-female/Yawn, but 10/10 … http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/261952/male-versus-female/Yawn, but 10/10 for trying




    you posted this before I had even joind HDUK so I apologis for the 2nd post
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