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    Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars !!

    A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles

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    "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving"

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    telegraph.co.uk/new…;67

    Redifines a 'touch up' look where he's got his hand :?
    http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car-sex-man-4_672781n.jpg

    Edward Smith with one of his former partners :w00t:
    http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car404_672768c.jpg

    bet he thought they were all (austin) princesses!!



    showing my age there.

    bet he was exhausted!!! :thumbsup:

    Charlie Scene;6740962

    bet he was exhausted!!! :thumbsup:



    lol good one charlie :thumbsup:, how u doing??

    treble99;6740972

    lol good one charlie :thumbsup:, how u doing??



    im...................................exhausted!!!

    no im good cheers dude and you :thumbsup:

    Charlie Scene;6740979

    im...................................exhausted!!!no im good cheers dude … im...................................exhausted!!!no im good cheers dude and you :thumbsup:



    lol im good thx, going to halloween fancy dress party tonight and no costume yet, so going shopping for one in a bit
    Hope United can sneak a win today, got a few injuries think both Vidic n Ferdinand injured

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

    magicbeans;6741000

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew



    lol i remember watching a programme about this ages ago where men loved their cars more than their wives, gfs etc and made "love" to their cars, wtf is that about??lol

    treble99;6740995

    lol im good thx, going to halloween fancy dress party tonight and no … lol im good thx, going to halloween fancy dress party tonight and no costume yet, so going shopping for one in a bit :)Hope United can sneak a win today, got a few injuries think both Vidic n Ferdinand injured



    im sure an old Tevez mask would do the trick,give yourself a bit of a hunchback and bobs yer auntie :-D

    Wonder if he likes them in any special gear?

    You may laugh and jeer, but, at least it's a harmless passion. Better cars than kids.

    Yeah there was a programme on channel 4 I think about him, and another guy who "loved" his cars as well. They met up somewhere in America then during the night when one of them was asleep, the guy in the pics went out and made love to the other guys car. He was raging, was so funny!

    Charlie Scene;6741051

    im sure an old Tevez mask would do the trick,give yourself a bit of a … im sure an old Tevez mask would do the trick,give yourself a bit of a hunchback and bobs yer auntie :-D



    pmsl have some rep :thumbsup::)

    Very strange..:w00t:

    Guess he's lucky. If he wants to buy any dirty magazines he doesn't have to reach up to the top shelf.

    SuperEd

    yeh this was in channel 4 a while back and was caught ' fondling' a car he didnt even own he was really tyred after

    big-boy;6740952

    [url]Redifines a 'touch up' look where he's got his hand :?



    Is this a bit like what that footballer, Marlon King did in the nightclub before punching the girls lights out!! He'd have a hard job with a Mitsubishi!! :thumbsup:

    lol .. a different meaning to "that car is a banger"

    scrumpypaul;6740958

    bet he thought they were all (austin) princesses!!showing my age there.



    I remember that joke :lol: ;-)

    Banned

    Isnt the OP the one saying the site should be policed more for "family friendliness"?

    you cant have your cake and..........:p
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