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    Man for sale

    Stats/plus's and minus's:

    Height: 6ft1
    Blue eyes/ brown hair (skin head) well number 2 so not to the bone.
    Stocky build- few muscles
    Nice teeth
    Own business
    Good in bed

    Complete moaner.
    Never thinks he is wrong even when its blatent.
    Un-romantic most of the time.
    Tired 90% of his life
    Talks about work non stop and stresses over it non stop

    Also comes with a family full of w*****s.

    Start the bid at 5p..

    Infact someone can have him for free if they like!

    86 Comments

    someone had a row then?.......................lol

    The OP is describing most men to be fair..lol

    is he hairy?

    queenlush;4827985

    someone had a row then?.......................lol



    what i was thinking

    Original Poster

    queenlush;4827985

    someone had a row then?.......................lol



    Wow is it that obvious!! :-D

    :thumbsup:

    this thread is useless without pics....

    Original Poster

    bambu;4827994

    is he hairy?



    Keeps himself trim....

    altho i would advise u to wax him to the point where it really hurts. xx

    emmalampkin;4828011

    Keeps himself trim....altho i would advise u to wax him to the point … Keeps himself trim....altho i would advise u to wax him to the point where it really hurts. xx



    men waxing n screaming in pain makes me laugh.. i need to get out more lol

    emmalampkin;4828011

    Keeps himself trim....altho i would advise u to wax him to the point … Keeps himself trim....altho i would advise u to wax him to the point where it really hurts. xx



    oooh dont worry id wax him from head to toe!

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    loupomm;4828008

    this thread is useless without pics....



    I wouldnt want to disturb you this lovely sat afternoon doll. x

    bambu;4828021

    oooh dont worry id wax him from head to toe!



    eyebrows n everything.. :w00t: .. he'd look like one of those hairless kitties

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    MissRoo;4828018

    men waxing n screaming in pain makes me laugh.. i need to get out more lol



    MissRoo- Plucking eyebrows is much more painful and more enjoyable for us

    You sound like someone who bought a Rottweiler and is trying to train it to be a poodle,If you want a poodle fgs buy a poodle,

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    MissRoo;4828028

    eyebrows n everything.. :w00t: .. he'd look like one of those hairless … eyebrows n everything.. :w00t: .. he'd look like one of those hairless kitties



    I have one of those.

    I give u Gizzy:

    http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2653/149/27/546493810/n546493810_1571391_6087407.jpg

    MissRoo;4828028

    eyebrows n everything.. :w00t: .. he'd look like one of those hairless … eyebrows n everything.. :w00t: .. he'd look like one of those hairless kitties



    aw id let him keep his eye lashes of course :-D

    Original Poster

    tonyg1962;4828032

    You sound like someone who bought a Rottweiler and is trying to train it … You sound like someone who bought a Rottweiler and is trying to train it to be a poodle,If you want a poodle fgs buy a poodle,



    Oh wind your neck in, its a light hearted bit of banter.

    Pfft.

    sounds like he'd be glad to get away from you, gawd some women cant half moan:thumbsup:

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    harry127;4828050

    sounds like he'd be glad to get away from you, gawd some women cant half … sounds like he'd be glad to get away from you, gawd some women cant half moan:thumbsup:



    Lol its what we do best

    emmalampkin;4828038

    I have one of those.I give u Gizzy:



    he doesnt look impressed...lol.

    Original Poster

    starsparkle2311;4828047

    let's get to the point, I need info, what's the reason behind the sale? … let's get to the point, I need info, what's the reason behind the sale? Much more interesting!



    Im bored, need a younger and fitter model.:thumbsup:

    hehe.

    emmalampkin;4828045

    Oh wind your neck in, its a light hearted bit of banter.Pfft.



    I was being lighjt hearted,:p

    You say hes great in bed.who cares about the rest:whistling:

    Original Poster

    tonyg1962;4828062

    I was being lighjt hearted,:p



    No you were being a typical man!! :x

    younger? so what age is he?
    before i rush out to buy some wax?

    Original Poster

    deb8z;4828068

    You say hes great in bed.who cares about the rest:whistling:



    sorry i forgot to mention with the lights off.

    lmao

    :w00t:

    Original Poster

    bambu;4828088

    younger? so what age is he?before i rush out to buy some wax?



    32 babe. x

    emmalampkin;4828087

    No you were being a typical man!! :x:)



    Sexist

    deb8z;4828068

    You say hes great in bed.who cares about the rest:whistling:



    think she meant is really good at snoring and the like - see - he cant even fix the [email protected]@dy keyboard for her:thumbsup:

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    tonyg1962;4828098

    Sexist



    Bite me

    Also comes with a family full of [COLOR="Red"]w*****s.[/COLOR]
    is that wizards?

    starsparkle2311;4828141

    witches?



    oh yeah, that works too LOL

    Original Poster

    starsparkle2311;4828131

    do you appreciate what you have now, after some of the posts on here? lol



    No, im even more determined to sell him

    Original Poster

    I meant a family full of weirdos.. lmao

    emmalampkin;4828235

    I meant a family full of weirdos.. lmao



    Pot, Kettle, Black!

    I Could Use Him To Reach All The Bickies From The Cupboard Where Wifey Hides Them From Me £0.05

    Original Poster

    starsparkle2311;4828242

    would you be interested in hiring him out? An hour would do,lol



    Not long enough.

    Original Poster

    Boogie83e;4828280

    Pot, Kettle, Black!



    OH SHUT UP

    Original Poster

    raptorcigs;4828343

    I Could Use Him To Reach All The Bickies From The Cupboard Where Wifey … I Could Use Him To Reach All The Bickies From The Cupboard Where Wifey Hides Them From Me £0.05



    Ah thats cruel. You shud sell ur wifey for doing that 2 u!

    He sounds alright! But I'd better not, my misses would kill me!

    emmalampkin;4828045

    Oh wind your neck in, its a light hearted bit of banter.Pfft.



    you make me laugh ...i love your humour lol
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