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    Man Rules

    These are our rules!
    Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
    ON PURPOSE!
    1. Men are NOT mind readers.
    1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
    1. Crying is blackmail.
    1.. Ask for what you want.
    Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just say it!
    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.. That's what we do.
    Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
    Don't ask us.
    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
    1. You can either ask us to do something
    Or tell us how you want it done.
    Not both.
    If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself..
    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
    1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
    We do that.
    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong..
    We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..
    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
    1. You have enough clothes.
    1. You have too many shoes.
    1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
    1. Thank you for reading this.
    Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

    12 Comments

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    Its only funny cos its TRUE !!!

    Just read these out to my wife and daughter and i now have a double death stare........not nice

    Original Poster

    mikebike;4911996

    Just read these out to my wife and daughter and i now have a double death … Just read these out to my wife and daughter and i now have a double death stare........not nice



    dat was for ur wife only .................;-)

    humadoon;4912031

    dat was for ur wife only .................;-):p


    Yes but my daughter is 21 and in a relationship so well the death stare is valid:?

    mikebike;4911996

    Just read these out to my wife and daughter and i now have a double death … Just read these out to my wife and daughter and i now have a double death stare........not nice



    double death stare!lol!its worth it to let them know how tings are!lol!

    So true, so true :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    xSpoiltPrincessx;4912332

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/349764/nine-words-women-use/?p=4527704#post4527704women's version



    i think u haven't read man rulez properly ..we have only 1 number and that is us :):-D

    mikebike;4911996

    Just read these out to my wife and daughter and i now have a double death … Just read these out to my wife and daughter and i now have a double death stare........not nice



    lol, I didnt realise but i was doing the "death stare" as I read it too!

    ClarityofMind;4912374

    lol, I didnt realise but i was doing the "death stare" as I read it too!



    Lol if hubby wasn't at work he would have got it too :thumbsup:

    humadoon;4912352

    i think u haven't read man rulez properly ..we have only 1 number and … i think u haven't read man rulez properly ..we have only 1 number and that is us :):-D



    yeah yeah lol

    haha liked that one
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