Manchester City fans - Garry Cook - Is this man for real? (This info is all true - it must be it's on Wikipedia)

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Found 22nd Dec 2009
OK, it's no secret I'm a BIG Man City fan; blue blood n all that
The root of any problem at City is here IMO, this bloke; he hates City but yet he is our CEO
Madness!!!!!!!!!
The bit about Uwe Rosler is 101% true also, I was there when he did it. Well, if that aint a sackable offence, I don't know what is.
Anyway, have a read of this and thanks to paul_doh for the link (in post below)

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I think he is a complete tool

lol :lol:

united fan in peace, these tickled me:

One of Cook's first tasks with his new club was to find a new manager after Sven Goran-Eriksson had been dismissed; he targeted Herbert Chapman of 1930's Arsenal. After finding out that he'd been dead for 74 years, he reluctantly settled on Mark Hughes of Blackburn Rovers


Cook's new task was player recruitment,[2] and he did deals for Tal Ben-Haim, Jo, Vincent Kompany, Pablo Zabaleta and Shaun Wright-Phillips but failed in a bid for Roy Race, who doesn't actually exist.

its clearly because city suck Andy ;-) lol

Small club, big money

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I keep rereading it and wetting myself every time. I think my fave quotes are: -

Cook is married tp Girls Aloud and is a keen player of Golf amongst where … Cook is married tp Girls Aloud and is a keen player of Golf amongst where he regularly competes against Adolf Hitler, Bananaman and Richard Blackwood. Garry invented the colour yellow.


and

After the 2009 January transfer window opened Cook sealed deals for Wayne … After the 2009 January transfer window opened Cook sealed deals for Wayne Bridge, Craig Bellamy, Shay Given and Nigel de Jong. However, he failed in a world record bid to bring Pele to the club, blaming the breakdown in negotiations on Santos, stating, "If you want my personal opinion they bottled it, He clearly was for sale but we never got to meet with the player, the behaviour of Santos got in the way." Santos replied by pointing out that Pele retired from football more than thiry years ago.


Thing is; the latter I can actually believe; the guy is a complete disaster IMO and he makes my skin crawl whenever I see him at Eastlands of on Sky Sports News splurting out his latest load of old soundbyte ****** retented self importance

Cook's new task was player recruitment,[2] and he did deals for Tal Ben-Haim, Jo, Vincent Kompany, Pablo Zabaleta and Shaun Wright-Phillips but failed in a bid for Roy Race, who doesn't actually exist.

^^ Loved that line

Threat reported for trolling as it appears its only intention is to bait fans of Garry Cook into arguments.........























oh hang on he obviously has no fans.

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CFC_Mark;7307742

Small club, big money



Lets travel back a few years when both Chelsea and City were in the second tier and we were attracting 23,00 to 30,000 fans per week and Chelsea were pulling in a whopping 16,000 on average per week. Guess that makes you a Small club, big money, glory seeking part time fair weather supporters ]LINK Football didn't begin when Abramovich bought Chelsea you know; it goes back a lot longer than that

There's only one big club, Real Madrid...

linuxlinks;7307847

There's only one big club, Real Madrid...



I didn't think you could get this site from Spain..... How is the weather there atm??

andywedge;7307836

Lets travel back a few years when both Chelsea and City were in the … Lets travel back a few years when both Chelsea and City were in the second tier and we were attracting 23,00 to 30,000 fans per week and Chelsea were pulling in a whopping 16,000 on average per week. Guess that makes you a Small club, big money, glory seeking part time fair weather supporters ]LINK Football didn't begin when Abramovich bought Chelsea you know; it goes back a lot longer than that



Give this guy a beer :thumbsup: (didn't rise to the bait)

Football isn't about, my team is better than yours. It's about enjoying the passion that the game brings.

Money has wrecked football, more people should support their local team rather than the "top" team. There is nothing better than seeing your team go from the bottom league all the way to the top, being in a stadium full of likeminded people on a cold january weekend :thumbsup:

andywedge;7307836

Lets travel back a few years when both Chelsea and City were in the … Lets travel back a few years when both Chelsea and City were in the second tier and we were attracting 23,00 to 30,000 fans per week and Chelsea were pulling in a whopping 16,000 on average per week. Guess that makes you a Small club, big money, glory seeking part time fair weather supporters ]LINK Football didn't begin when Abramovich bought Chelsea you know; it goes back a lot longer than that



Not a chelsea fan mate..im a united fan ( a real club). The blue side of manchester are trying to buy success but they will fail. Come back and talk once you have won 18 league titles, 3 european cups, 11 fa cups and a club world championship

Thank you

DIMITAR..... BERBATOV....ONE LOOK AT CITY AND HE SAID _ _ _ _ OFF

(Jesus christ superstar tune)

CFC_Mark;7308017

Not a chelsea fan mate..im a united fan ( a real club). The blue side of … Not a chelsea fan mate..im a united fan ( a real club). The blue side of manchester are trying to buy success but they will fail. Come back and talk once you have won 18 league titles, 3 european cups, 11 fa cups and a club world championshipThank you




Ooo ooo ! must be so good to support a 'real' club LOL, Armchair fan are we sir ? all gob no trousers ? its ok, we get a hell of a lot of em in here, you'll fit right in.

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CFC_Mark;7308017

Not a chelsea fan mate..im a united fan ( a real club). The blue side of … Not a chelsea fan mate..im a united fan ( a real club). The blue side of manchester are trying to buy success but they will fail. Come back and talk once you have won 18 league titles, 3 european cups, 11 fa cups and a club world championshipThank you



Wow; why the username CFC_Mark and not MUFC_Mark? Is the "C" for "Confused"? I jest

CFC_Mark;7308023

DIMITAR..... BERBATOV....ONE LOOK AT CITY AND HE SAID _ _ _ _ OFF(Jesus … DIMITAR..... BERBATOV....ONE LOOK AT CITY AND HE SAID _ _ _ _ OFF(Jesus christ superstar tune)



I know and DAMN what a loss ! What a player, what a star ! and City only managed to get Carlos Tevez :oops:

CFC_Mark;7308023

DIMITAR..... BERBATOV....ONE LOOK AT CITY AND HE SAID _ _ _ _ OFF(Jesus … DIMITAR..... BERBATOV....ONE LOOK AT CITY AND HE SAID _ _ _ _ OFF(Jesus christ superstar tune)



Do you know how arrogant you sound ?

It's the same as "my dad is bigger than your dad,".

andywedge;7308079

Wow; why the username CFC_Mark and not MUFC_Mark? Is the "C" for … Wow; why the username CFC_Mark and not MUFC_Mark? Is the "C" for "Confused"? I jest



I have a pretty good idea what the C stands for :whistling:

faevilangel;7308088

Do you know how arrogant you sound ?It's the same as "my dad is bigger … Do you know how arrogant you sound ?It's the same as "my dad is bigger than your dad,".



Have you seen Berbaflop play ? he sounds more idiotic than arrogant to be honest :w00t:

iNSOMANiAC;7308093

Have you seen Berbaflop play ? he sounds more idiotic than arrogant to be … Have you seen Berbaflop play ? he sounds more idiotic than arrogant to be honest :w00t:



Aren't all united "fans" idiots :whistling:

Berbatov hasn't done that bad, but no way is he worth £30 million. He seems to be too lazy,

faevilangel;7308117

Aren't all united "fans" idiots :whistling:Berbatov hasn't done that bad, … Aren't all united "fans" idiots :whistling:Berbatov hasn't done that bad, but no way is he worth £30 million. He seems to be too lazy,



He makes Adebayor look like Usain Bolt (another United 'fan')

iNSOMANiAC;7308131

He makes Adebayor look like Usain Bolt (another United 'fan')



lol, adebayor and berbatov are long lost brothers :w00t:

haha me an armchair fan..mate i have a season ticket..went to moscow in 08, rome in 09 and will be going to the bernabeau next year once united reach the final.

Btw who did city get in the champions league draw again. Plus you cant even lure a player to that thing you call a stadium with a £100m bid and £250,000 a week wages. Plus, where was all the talk from you "fans" when city had no money. Hmm yh and im the fake fan.

PS: Michael Owen 96th Minute :w00t:

Oh go away, United only did so well as they became a plc and literally sold the sold the club, now thats why you've got the Glazers as they took advantage of that.

fmgod;7308189

Oh go away, United only did so well as they became a plc and literally … Oh go away, United only did so well as they became a plc and literally sold the sold the club, now thats why you've got the Glazers as they took advantage of that.



Haters, fly away

I couldn't care about either club, I support West Ham through thick and thin, they are my local club, season ticket holder for the last six years.

United through and through here. i dont concern myself with the blue half of city as i dont see them as a threat

I cant wait until we beat them home and away in the carling cup :):)

CFC_Mark;7308252

i dont concern myself with the blue half of city



CFC_Mark;7308171

Btw who did city get in the champions league draw again. Plus you cant … Btw who did city get in the champions league draw again. Plus you cant even lure a player to that thing you call a stadium with a £100m bid and £250,000 a week wages. Plus, where was all the talk from you "fans" when city had no money.:



CFC_Mark;7307742

Small club, big money



:roll:

CFC_Mark;7308171

haha me an armchair fan..mate i have a season ticket..went to moscow in … haha me an armchair fan..mate i have a season ticket..went to moscow in 08, rome in 09 and will be going to the bernabeau next year once united reach the final.



there's another one here that claimed he was a season ticket holder as well, til he got found out, it was hilarious :santa:
The new bitters, they dont half make me chuckle

iNSOMANiAC;7308282

:roll:there's another one here that claimed he was a season ticket holder … :roll:there's another one here that claimed he was a season ticket holder as well, til he got found out, it was hilarious :santa:The new bitters, they dont half make me chuckle



ask me anything and i will tell you...but i have nothing to prove to you lot

and, as if i could ever be rumbled by a city fan HA

Now now boys...........all of you,just drop yer keks and compare nob size and get it all over and done with!!;-)

Banned

andywedge;7307836

Lets travel back a few years when both Chelsea and City were in the … Lets travel back a few years when both Chelsea and City were in the second tier and we were attracting 23,00 to 30,000 fans per week and Chelsea were pulling in a whopping 16,000 on average per week. Guess that makes you a Small club, big money, glory seeking part time fair weather supporters ]LINK Football didn't begin when Abramovich bought Chelsea you know; it goes back a lot longer than that



That's more than a 'few' years ago. I'd consider a 'few' years ago to be that period when Man City got relegated down to the third tier of English football.

I'm fairly sure Chelsea were in Europe during that period (pre-Abramovich) and quite high in the Premiership:whistling:

But I'm sure the Chelsea fan didn't mean to say anything except for thank you - for proving that it takes more than money to be a top team, and for finding someone more pathetic in football than Peter Kenyon.

I mean seriously, wasn't there a work experience lad who could've made a fist at that press conference? It was actually worse than the Robinho one where he couldn't remember which team he was signing for:-D

muckypup;7308332

Now now boys...........all of you,just drop yer keks and compare nob size … Now now boys...........all of you,just drop yer keks and compare nob size and get it all over and done with!!;-)



Well thats just not fair on the other members

All i am sayin is: LANDSLIDE

FilthAndFurry;7308338

That's more than a 'few' years ago. I'd consider a 'few' years ago to be … That's more than a 'few' years ago. I'd consider a 'few' years ago to be that period when Man City got relegated down to the third tier of English football.I'm fairly sure Chelsea were in Europe during that period (pre-Abramovich) and quite high in the Premiership:whistling:But I'm sure the Chelsea fan didn't mean to say anything except for thank you - for proving that it takes more than money to be a top team, and for finding someone more pathetic in football than Peter Kenyon.I mean seriously, wasn't there a work experience lad who could've made a fist at that press conference? It was actually worse than the Robinho one where he couldn't remember which team he was signing for:-D



My new favourite member :thumbsup:

Banned

fmgod;7308189

Oh go away, United only did so well as they became a plc and literally … Oh go away, United only did so well as they became a plc and literally sold the sold the club, now thats why you've got the Glazers as they took advantage of that.



Weren't Spurs the first club to become a PLC???

Real guarantee of success then isn't it:thumbsup:

CFC_Mark;7308341

Well thats just not fair on the other membersAll i am sayin is: LANDSLIDE


Nice punnage!!!:thumbsup:

lol makes martin (I signed jerome rotten and my french villas have nothing to do with the cash from boumsong ) bain look good.

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FilthAndFurry;7308338

That's more than a 'few' years ago. I'd consider a 'few' years ago to be … That's more than a 'few' years ago. I'd consider a 'few' years ago to be that period when Man City got relegated down to the third tier of English football.I'm fairly sure Chelsea were in Europe during that period (pre-Abramovich) and quite high in the Premiership:whistling:But I'm sure the Chelsea fan didn't mean to say anything except for thank you - for proving that it takes more than money to be a top team, and for finding someone more pathetic in football than Peter Kenyon.I mean seriously, wasn't there a work experience lad who could've made a fist at that press conference? It was actually worse than the Robinho one where he couldn't remember which team he was signing for:-D




Yeah - was a few years ago - but a flash in the pan chairman doesn't make a club a "BIG" club - that was my point. There are two BIG clubs in England - Man U and Liverpool - history. Teams like Chelsea; Arsenal; Man City; Spurs; Villa are decent sized clubs with a decent history but don't come come close in stature in the world wide football picture to L'pool and Man U. In 20 years Chelsea; Arsenal; Man City; Spurs; Villa could be nobodies but in 20 years Man U and L'pool will still be massive worldwide. That's what makes a big club. I hate to say it but its true. I hope that City can break that eventually but it's built over lifetimes not a few seasons.

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CFC_Mark;7308317

ask me anything and i will tell you...but i have nothing to prove to you … ask me anything and i will tell you...but i have nothing to prove to you lotand, as if i could ever be rumbled by a city fan HA



CFC_Mark;7308017

Not a chelsea fan mate..im a united fan ( a real club). The blue side of … Not a chelsea fan mate..im a united fan ( a real club). The blue side of manchester are trying to buy success but they will fail. Come back and talk once you have won 18 league titles, 3 european cups, 11 fa cups and a club world championshipThank you



]Rumbled]and again]and yet again
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