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    Marriage and sex!!!!!!!

    Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
    about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
    all three will wear a leather bodice S &M style, stiletto's and mask
    over their eyes .

    After a few days they meet again.....

    The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boy friend came back
    home,he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He
    saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we
    made l*ve all night long

    The mistre ss: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office
    and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
    and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say
    anything.....but we had wild s*x all night

    The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers
    for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and
    mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and
    says:

    'Hi Batman, what's for dinner?'

    .....................

    13 Comments

    now thats more like it.....although CatWoman was awesome IMHO...

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    Agent_Silver;2208314

    now thats more like it.....although CatWoman was awesome IMHO...



    I dressed up as cat woman once, for a party, lyrca and all that purrrrrrrrrrr:-D

    now that's funny....... lmao

    Cracker...

    haha thats a good one, i always hear ppl say "rep added" what does that mean and how do i do that?

    DLM;2208319

    I dressed up as cat woman once, for a party, lyrca and all that … I dressed up as cat woman once, for a party, lyrca and all that purrrrrrrrrrr:-D



    going to have a quick lie down.....now why do I never get to go to parties like that...oh yeah, thats right...I could go as Chris Moyles...or a fat Eddie Kidd;-)

    DLM...Dirty Little Mind??

    acecatcher3;2208355

    haha thats a good one, i always hear ppl say "rep added" what does that … haha thats a good one, i always hear ppl say "rep added" what does that mean and how do i do that?



    click on my scales and click on reputation added.:thumbsup: Add a comment if you wish:whistling:

    Agent_Silver;2208361

    going to have a quick lie down.....now why do I never get to go to … going to have a quick lie down.....now why do I never get to go to parties like that...oh yeah, thats right...I could go as Chris Moyles...or a fat Eddie Kidd;-)DLM...Dirty Little Mind??



    Chris Moyles is tops!!
    And you just reminded me to go listen to his interview with Gordan Ramsey which is supposed to be really funny (missed it this morning)

    cassieismydoggie;2208409

    Chris Moyles is tops!!And you just reminded me to go listen to his … Chris Moyles is tops!!And you just reminded me to go listen to his interview with Gordan Ramsey which is supposed to be really funny (missed it this morning)



    yeah...but who the hell would fancy him?...I have the acidic humour, tummy and goatie/beard, don't have the money or the quick wit...

    Ohhhh...Its a joke...:?

    I thought it was an oxymoron :whistling:

    cassieismydoggie;2208396

    click on my scales and click on reputation added.:thumbsup: Add a comment … click on my scales and click on reputation added.:thumbsup: Add a comment if you wish:whistling:



    lol will do cheers

    lol good joke

    didnt think hukd was that bad on the swear filter to ban love and sex
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