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    Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces
    himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
    aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
    single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all
    clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in
    perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
    He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back
    at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey,
    breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"

    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
    the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
    "Son...what happened last night?"
    "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke
    some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran
    into the door."
    "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose,
    and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
    she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
    married!"

    Broken furniture - £85.26

    Hot Breakfast - £4.20

    Red Rose bud -£3.00

    Two Aspirins -£0.38

    Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless.

    6 Comments

    :thumbsup:

    Bless!!

    awww thats so sweet!

    so he got himself some nice !!!!

    priceless ! :P

    Banned

    nice one matey
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