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    A woman went to her doctor's office where she was seen by a young new doctor.

    After about four minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.

    She burst out screaming and ran down the hallway.

    An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. She told him her story.

    After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor and demanded:

    "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Smith is 59 years old, has four grown children, seven grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?!?!

    The new doctor continued writing on his clipboard and without looking up said,

    "Does she still have the hiccups?"

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    lol, very good x

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    :-D:-D

    Lol :-D

    Original Poster

    When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
    Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million pounds."
    Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
    Three days later, she became his stepmother.

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    lmao :giggle::giggle::giggle:

    http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii78/chesso_photos/golddigger3.jpg

    Loved em both.
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