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    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes something like this:

    What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What equals 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And now, what is over 100% ?

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
    While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top !!!!!!






    Don't you just Love it?!!!

    11 Comments

    lol niice:thumbsup:

    why would you ignore 0 alone but use it in 10 and 20?

    letter "A" should be 0 not 1?

    but i agree... its nice haha

    Lol, i thought this was an exam question :thinking:

    nuabdi;2160308

    letter "A" should be 0 not 1?


    Why?:?
    Is 'A' not the FIRST letter of the alphabet? When you count do you usually start with 0 or 1?

    That is great - will remember this in th next meeting!!! My boss is always saying "give more than 100%!!"

    nuabdi;2160308

    why would you ignore 0 alone but use it in 10 and 20? letter "A" should … why would you ignore 0 alone but use it in 10 and 20? letter "A" should be 0 not 1?but i agree... its nice haha



    Since when do you start counting with zero??

    oohh sorry.. i thought it was strictly from math points of view.

    0 is the FIRST number according to the decimal numerical system
    as
    A is the FIRST letter according to the latin alphabet system

    I dont know we have to consider our habit :thumbsup:

    KELLY 'N' STEVE;2160367

    Since when do you start counting with zero??



    Must be a programmer :thumbsup:

    jah128;2160391

    Must be a programmer :thumbsup:



    lol

    funny niceone

    Banned

    Nothing new is it.....

    think we all realised this years ago
    Love it tho...confirms it for definite!
    lol
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