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    A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
    'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
    God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
    God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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    Wow we so need more 1 joke per thread threads.

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    boooo hissss

    Thats better Mike!!!!!!!!

    (hit man called off:thumbsup:)

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    bossyboots;6393678

    Thats better Mike!!!!!!!! (hit man called off:thumbsup:)


    Phew!:p

    Spare a thought for the ugly chicks... :P

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    [email protected];6393793

    Spare a thought for the ugly chicks... :P


    That's not very gentlemanly :whistling:

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    MikeL;6393888

    That's not very gentlemanly :whistling:


    shame the same can't be said about the ugly chicks....

    A big dirty farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says
    "This is the pig I have to make love to when your not in the mood"
    His wife says "I think you'll find thats a sheep!"
    The farmer replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!!"

    LOL .. Thanks MikeL... a good joke!!
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