Men are happier people! Do you agree?

NICKNAMES

* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four- eyes.

EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50.

* None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

* A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

* A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush- toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.

* A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.

* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,

* answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments

* and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

16 Comments

Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to think about & nobody else to clear up after :whistling:

snowtiger;4566835

Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to … Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to think about & nobody else to clear up after :whistling:



too true!:thumbsup:

Is this get at men time? :?

snowtiger;4566835

Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to … Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to think about & nobody else to clear up after :whistling:



kidcat;4566860

too true!:thumbsup:



+1

snowtiger;4566835

Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to … Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to think about & nobody else to clear up after :whistling:


+ 5 billion! They are right grumpy poo's!

snowtiger;4566835

Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to … Yeah they probably are seeing as though they only have themselves to think about & nobody else to clear up after :whistling:



kidcat;4566860

too true!:thumbsup:



ilovepink;4566907

+1




That's just not being fair! :):-D

mikebike;4566906

Is this get at men time? :?



Welcome to the daytime misc.

Most of the men are out working...

grex9101;4567320

Welcome to the daytime misc.Most of the men are out working...



But I am! from home to be true but i am working (honest):oops:

They are admittedly quite funny, and yes - I'm female!!

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

:thumbsup:
This one is especially true - sorry ladies :whistling:

...and some of us guys are happy and dont give a flying ***** :w00t:

We are simpler creatures. Give us food, beer and sex and we are basically satisfied. Simplicity = bliss.

Women are more complex, competitive and acutely aware of social nuances.

They've also got breasts, which makes them very yummy (but also a bit grumpy sometimes)

starsparkle2311;4569478

not a member of the mile-high club then?



Course I am Sparkle....I'm always tripping the light fantastic.... :-D

starsparkle2311;4569672

lol, same as me then i'm always tripping......................only joking … lol, same as me then i'm always tripping......................only joking before you imagine I'm some sort of druggie, hahaha



lol...too late, I already had you down for the magic mushroom type of tripper :w00t:

starsparkle2311;4569533

LOM give me food, beer and sex and I'm happy!!!!Unfortunately, it's … LOM give me food, beer and sex and I'm happy!!!!Unfortunately, it's living in a man's world that makes me grumpy, then again the thought of living in a woman's world makes me wanna run for the hills,lol, scary!!!!



Yep, all makes sense to me. Btw, we're having a food and beer party at ours tonight. You are welcome to come along and see what we are having for dessert.

Too true!
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