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    Men Are Just Happier People

    mate of mine showed me this, made me laugh cause its so true

    Men Are Just Happier People,
    What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can be King.
    You can never be pregnant.
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You never have to drive to another public loo because this one is just too icky.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Same work, more pay.
    Wrinkles add character.
    Wedding dress £1000. Morning suit rental £150.
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood all the time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    You know stuff about tanks.
    A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is £2 for a three-pack.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You almost never have strap problems in public.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays its original color.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life.
    You have something to play with in your pocket all the time.
    Your tummy usually hides your big hips.
    One wallet and one colour for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    You can 'do' your nails with a penknife.
    You know how wide your car is.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache....
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
    No wonder men are happier.

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    Banned

    that list kind of highlights women's short falls heh

    You know stuff about tanks.


    AHAHA. Brilliant.

    Banned

    [SIZE="7"][COLOR="Blue"]I come from a large family and am the only girl.

    MEN ARE RARELY HAPPY AND NEVER CONTENT[/COLOR][/SIZE]

    Just my opinion and I am sticking to it.


    I am nearly always happy:-D

    "You know how wide your car is" .....PMSL.

    Banned

    Two words that will prove my theory are:-


    DOG COP

    :giggle:

    :whistling:

    Superb:w00t: . Copied and emailing it as we speak!

    http://www.shengis.net/feocpics/women.jpg

    Shengis


    Nice one Shengis. Have seen that one before and made me laugh. Do you have the "Permission to Go out" one...pretty good too!

    Rockhound

    Nice one Shengis. Have seen that one before and made me laugh. Do you … Nice one Shengis. Have seen that one before and made me laugh. Do you have the "Permission to Go out" one...pretty good too!


    Just found it....

    http://www.shengis.net/feocpics/permission_form.jpg
    :thumbsup:
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