Found 30th May 2008
1. Men are like .Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..Commercials ........ You can't believe a word they say.
7.. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms You never ( Oops - better leave this one out)
12. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

14.Men are like Boxes of chocolates only the nutty ones are left.

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Oh i hear you mamma :thumbsup:

very true !!! :giggle:

How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail ?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." :lol:

nazi!

the same could be reversed

:lol:

just can't be arsed to reply....taasda I am surprised at you!

and still.........men are more successful then women

sexist, I demand you be banned from the website!

cars a better than women because:

They dont break down once a month.
They are easier to turn on.
If they wont turn on, it's quicker to find out why and probably cheaper .
No matter what you say it'll still give you a ride .
A car wont care if you ride another car.
You actually want to hear a car raise it's voice.
When a car get's old and tired nobody looks down on you for getting a new one .
You dont mind driving a car after someone else just has.
you don't get jealous when your mate has a go.
you're practically guaranteed to put your nozzle in at least once a week and 'fill her up'

qazim;2208318

and still.........men are more successful then women


[CENTER][SIZE=7][COLOR=darkorchid]? :w00t:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER]

chrishill;2208324

sexist, I demand you be banned from the website! ;)cars a better than … sexist, I demand you be banned from the website! ;)cars a better than women because: They dont break down once a month.They are easier to turn on.If they wont turn on, it's quicker to find out why and probably cheaper .No matter what you say it'll still give you a ride .A car wont care if you ride another car.You actually want to hear a car raise it's voice.When a car get's old and tired nobody looks down on you for getting a new one .You dont mind driving a car after someone else just has.you don't get jealous when your mate has a go.you're practically guaranteed to put your nozzle in at least once a week and 'fill her up'



Class in reverse....this sort of retribution should not be condoned:whistling:

chrishill;2208324

sexist, I demand you be banned from the website! ;)cars a better than … sexist, I demand you be banned from the website! ;)cars a better than women because: They dont break down once a month.They are easier to turn on.If they wont turn on, it's quicker to find out why and probably cheaper .No matter what you say it'll still give you a ride .A car wont care if you ride another car.You actually want to hear a car raise it's voice.When a car get's old and tired nobody looks down on you for getting a new one .You dont mind driving a car after someone else just has.you don't get jealous when your mate has a go.you're practically guaranteed to put your nozzle in at least once a week and 'fill her up'



[SIZE=4][COLOR=seagreen]Never a truer word been spoken well done[/COLOR][/SIZE] :thumbsup:

Power to the rod

men are horrible

magicbeans;2209534

men are horrible



Get real ... women can't live without us lol
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