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    Men are like.........

    80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a small sausage...

    Men are like...Laxatives............ The irritate the crap out of you.
    Men are like...Bananas.............. They older they get the less firm they are.
    Men are like...Weather.............. Nothing can be done to change them.
    Men are like...Blenders.............. You need one but your not quite sure why.
    Men are like...Chocolate bars..... Sweet, smooth and they usually head straight for your hips.
    Men are like...Commercials......... You can't believe a word they say.
    Men are like...Department stores. Their clothes are always half off.
    Men are like...Government bonds. They take soooooo long to mature.
    men are like...Mascara............... They usually run at the first sight of emotion.
    men are like...Popcorn............... They satisfy you but only for a little while.
    Men are like...Snowstorms.......... You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get or how long it will last.
    Men are like...Lava Lamps........... Fun to look at but not very bright.
    Men are like...Parking spots........ All the good ones are taken.

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    Foul sexist filth

    Ha Brilliant!!

    but the biggest thing (that isn't included) is that women need us men for procreation......that makes us the dominant force.....hahahahahaha

    Men are like...Awesome.................................. They have memories that recall this thread has been posted before:

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    :-D:-D

    expired and spammed ALL MEN DO THE SAME!

    jackt010;2472005

    expired and spammed ALL MEN DO THE SAME!



    If you expire it, it can't be spammed.

    HAHAHA! Women are so stupid and they all smell horrible...

    Lazy, small-breasted, fat, insane tarts...

    Why is it ok to be sexist towards men? Oh, that's right, it isn't. Sorry you've ended up with someone with the above qualities but not my fault.

    jackt010;2472005

    expired and spammed ALL MEN DO THE SAME!



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