Found 5th Sep 2008
MORNING SEX

She was standing in the kitchen
preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
she turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

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Funny:thumbsup:

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Brilliant! :giggle:

:w00t:

lol. love it haha

Likes her eggs runny then!!

:oops:

:-D

Very funny!

Yeah, but he broke it !

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lol funny one ... any HUKD girls with broken timers

Stallion! How does anyone keep it going for that long?

backtothecaves;2899303

Stallion! How does anyone keep it going for that long?



practice!:thumbsup:

Im off to break the egg timer at home!

I prefer mine hard boiled

LOL - Kudos Man.

:lol:

HeHe prefer my eggs over easy !!

Original Poster

I have this for breakfast each day and I am pleased to say I broke the timer.:whistling:

]Waitrose.com

lol-love it!
I dont have an egg timer

Ha ha the classic phrase " how do you like your eggs in the morning fertilised or unfertilisd" come to mind.:thumbsup:

haha...im similar...but i get used to time the roast on a sunday :whistling:

irshybar;2899676

Ha ha the classic phrase " how do you like your eggs in the morning … Ha ha the classic phrase " how do you like your eggs in the morning fertilised or unfertilisd" come to mind.:thumbsup:



LOL

My mate at work cant say eggs instead he says heggs, always makes me chuckle, he also bought an M reg car once and proudly came into work and proclaimed he had bought an hem reg car, much laughter ensued.:-D

.... this infers that women can cook :?

irshybar;2900355

My mate at work cant say eggs instead he says heggs, always makes me … My mate at work cant say eggs instead he says heggs, always makes me chuckle, he also bought an M reg car once and proudly came into work and proclaimed he had bought an hem reg car, much laughter ensued.:-D




aww bless him! ur meany!!

yellowsticker;2899326

I prefer mine hard boiled


I totally agree, and I loved your location ;-)
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