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    Men......Do You Sit Or Stand??............

    .............when having a pee?

    Strange question to ask but a woman I work with told us today that she makes her hubby sit down so he doesnt sprinkle when he tinkles!
    I couldnt stop laughing, but then another woman said she tells her hubby to do this also. Is it more common than I thought?? :O)

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    My men sit! x

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;7083406

    My men sit! x



    really?? Im shocked................have I taught mine the wrong way to do it?

    jesus if a woman told me how to go the toilet i would tell her to BLEEP right off

    any man who is toilet trained by his missus needs serious help and how the hell does any women know what a man is doing in the bog when the door is closed/locked

    depends if I'm tired or not, if im at home or work, if its woody or not. There are so many factors to take into account. It is not such a simple question IMO. It's like asking 'what do you think of life?'.

    Original Poster

    shedboy66;7083451

    jesus if a woman told me how to go the toilet i would tell her to BLEEP … jesus if a woman told me how to go the toilet i would tell her to BLEEP right off any man who is toilet trained by his missus needs serious help



    thats what I thought...........if he chose to pee like this then fine, but she tells him to!

    Original Poster

    hdizzle;7083456

    depends if I'm tired or not, if im at home or work, if its woody or not. … depends if I'm tired or not, if im at home or work, if its woody or not. There are so many factors to take into account. It is not such a simple question IMO. It's like asking 'what do you think of life?'.



    wow.........never realised it was so complex

    bitseylango;7083425

    really?? Im shocked................have I taught mine the wrong way to do … really?? Im shocked................have I taught mine the wrong way to do it?



    If I catch em standing I put my hand in the flow and flick it at em :giggle:

    Nah, I'm sure you've done it right, the women just rule in this house ;-)

    We only have one loo, in a big 4 bed semi..... and it's in the bathroom, so if the girls wanna go and theres a male using it already they get pushed out :w00t:

    Plus there's no locks!!

    I stand

    bitseylango;7083458

    thats what I thought...........if he chose to pee like this then fine, … thats what I thought...........if he chose to pee like this then fine, but she tells him to!


    I thought this as well. Wouldn't dream of telling my hubby how to pee (don't care either)

    Would you lay your hosepipe along the floor to water the the grass??

    Men were given a hosepipe to stand up and drip, as long as they aim right, and lift the bog seat, should be fine

    Women always trying to control the men :lol:

    oh I got the totally wrong idea from the title......however I have nothing wrong with what two (or more) consenting adults do together.

    Standing.

    I didnt think men sat for a wee..... then again i have seen a woman stand for a wee ....

    Original Poster

    Tinkytayls;7083506

    I didnt think men sat for a wee..... then again i have seen a woman stand … I didnt think men sat for a wee..... then again i have seen a woman stand for a wee ....



    I bet you try it next time you go :whistling: :-D

    bitseylango;7083514

    I bet you try it next time you go :whistling: :-D



    I can stand.. well .. squat and wriggle lol

    I think most normal men stand

    shedboy66;7083451

    jesus if a woman told me how to go the toilet i would tell her to BLEEP … jesus if a woman told me how to go the toilet i would tell her to BLEEP right off any man who is toilet trained by his missus needs serious help and how the hell does any women know what a man is doing in the bog when the door is closed/locked



    a man's time in the toilet is quality time & should never be interfered with :x

    I stand btw :thumbsup: for a wee that is !

    Original Poster

    livingthelife07;7083551

    I think most normal men stand



    I think the word "normal" sums it up :-D

    Banned

    Well if she's out I stand if she's in I sit, embarrassing if I do tinkle off target

    Public toilet I always stand

    Banned

    Real men stand doing either one:whistling:

    hdizzle;7083456

    depends if I'm tired or not, if im at home or work, if its woody or not. … depends if I'm tired or not, if im at home or work, if its woody or not. There are so many factors to take into account. It is not such a simple question IMO. It's like asking 'what do you think of life?'.



    this ^^^ lol

    Original Poster

    lumoruk;7083568

    Well if she's out I stand if she's in I sit, embarrassing if I do tinkle … Well if she's out I stand if she's in I sit, embarrassing if I do tinkle off target


    In/out where exactly?

    FilthAndFurry;7083569

    Real men stand doing either one:whistling:



    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww:w00t:

    Banned

    bitseylango;7083580

    In/out where exactly?



    in/out of the bathroom :thumbsup:

    potty trained them on the toilet standing up. nightmare geting them to push it down! also makes taking them for wees when out easier!

    Original Poster

    lumoruk;7083589

    in/out of the bathroom :thumbsup:



    thats gonna require a new thread..........." do you pee in front of your partner?"

    we have to stand-its the ONLY way to reach the sink!:whistling:

    I am single.... so sometimes I do it standing on my head... sometimes I just stand at the door and aim..
    oh the freedom...

    lumoruk;7083568

    Well if she's out I stand if she's in I sit, embarrassing if I do tinkle … Well if she's out I stand if she's in I sit, embarrassing if I do tinkle off targetPublic toilet I always stand



    I think its more embarassing your missus controls the way you go the bog

    does she tell you when and when you cannot go

    seriously GET SOME NUTS as MR T would say:-D

    jonb2412;7083602

    I am single.... so sometimes I do it standing on my head... sometimes I … I am single.... so sometimes I do it standing on my head... sometimes I just stand at the door and aim.. oh the freedom...



    We had a dog when I was lil who could poo UP the wall!

    Original Poster

    magicbeans;7083598

    potty trained them on the toilet standing up. nightmare geting them to … potty trained them on the toilet standing up. nightmare geting them to push it down! also makes taking them for wees when out easier!



    so very true :thumbsup:

    barky;7083600

    we have to stand-its the ONLY way to reach the sink!:whistling:



    LOL!

    jonb2412;7083602

    I am single.... so sometimes I do it standing on my head... sometimes I … I am single.... so sometimes I do it standing on my head... sometimes I just stand at the door and aim.. oh the freedom...



    as long as you clean up after you...........dont see the problem!

    i do it in the sink so sitting down aint an option for me LOL

    Banned

    shedboy66;7083612

    I think its more embarassing your missus controls the way you go the bog … I think its more embarassing your missus controls the way you go the bog does she tell you when and when you cannot go



    I choose to do this, she doesn't tell me. I have to clean the bathroom anyway so why would I **** all over it? just makes more work for me

    ClarityofMind;7083619

    We had a dog when I was lil who could poo UP the wall!



    kindly be aware that there are impressionable young dalmations read this forum-they dont need ideas putting in their heads!

    I lay down for a pee and stand up for a poo.............what?, oh yeah that's for when im 90 years old :-D

    Banned

    bitseylango;7083599

    thats gonna require a new thread..........." do you pee in front of your … thats gonna require a new thread..........." do you pee in front of your partner?"



    it took a while like 7 years, but I got there eventually :thumbsup:

    lumoruk;7083642

    I choose to do this, she doesn't tell me. I have to clean the bathroom … I choose to do this, she doesn't tell me. I have to clean the bathroom anyway so why would I **** all over it? just makes more work for me



    you missed the rest of my quote

    GET SOME NUTS :thumbsup:

    barky;7083643

    kindly be aware that there are impressionable young dalmations read this … kindly be aware that there are impressionable young dalmations read this forum-they dont need ideas putting in their heads!



    lol, she was a Corgi! They can't go DOWN at all they're too short... I love Corgis

    DarkKnight;7083650

    I lay down for a pee and stand up for a poo.............what?, oh yeah … I lay down for a pee and stand up for a poo.............what?, oh yeah that's for when im 90 years old :-D



    hahaha :-D

    Banned

    shedboy66;7083659

    you missed the rest of my quoteGET SOME NUTS :thumbsup:



    Why get some nuts? it's hard to **** straight when you've got a wet **** from ***

    Banned

    I have to stand. (Seriously)

    And on a step too!

    If im on my own in public I like seeing how far back i can stand without missing. Makes peeing more fun
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