# Mensa Test

According to Mensa if you get 17 of these you are clever. Only two Mensa members achieved full marks.

1. 26 L of the A

2. 7 D of the W

3. 7 W of the W

4. 12 S of the Z

5. 66 B of the B

6. 52 C in a P (WJs)

7. 13 S in the USF

8. 18 H on a G C

9. 39 B of the 0 T

10. 5 T on a F

11. 90 D in a R A

12. 3 B M (S H T R)

13. 32 is the T in D F at which W F

14. 15 P in a R T

15. 3 W on a T

16. 100 C in a R

17. 11 P in a f (S) T

18. 12 M in a Y

19. 13 = UFS

20. 8 T on an 0

21. 29 D in F in a L Y

22. 27 B in the NT

23. 365 D in a Y

24. 13 L in a B D

25. 52 W in - Y

26. 9 L of a C

27. 60 M in a H

28. 23 P of C in the H B

29. 64 S on a C B

30. 9 P in S A

31. 6 B to an 0 in C

32. 70 = T S Y and T ( B A)

33. 15 M on a D M C

34. 360 D in a C

I know the answers to 32 out of 34 (don't know no. 19) and know part of no. 32 but not the (B A)

I'm going offline soon so you'll have to PM if you want the answers relaid to you later! And nope I'm not clever, I had help (lots!!)

1. 26 L of the A

2. 7 D of the W

3. 7 W of the W

4. 12 S of the Z

5. 66 B of the B

6. 52 C in a P (WJs)

7. 13 S in the USF

8. 18 H on a G C

9. 39 B of the 0 T

10. 5 T on a F

11. 90 D in a R A

12. 3 B M (S H T R)

13. 32 is the T in D F at which W F

14. 15 P in a R T

15. 3 W on a T

16. 100 C in a R

17. 11 P in a f (S) T

18. 12 M in a Y

19. 13 = UFS

20. 8 T on an 0

21. 29 D in F in a L Y

22. 27 B in the NT

23. 365 D in a Y

24. 13 L in a B D

25. 52 W in - Y

26. 9 L of a C

27. 60 M in a H

28. 23 P of C in the H B

29. 64 S on a C B

30. 9 P in S A

31. 6 B to an 0 in C

32. 70 = T S Y and T ( B A)

33. 15 M on a D M C

34. 360 D in a C

I know the answers to 32 out of 34 (don't know no. 19) and know part of no. 32 but not the (B A)

I'm going offline soon so you'll have to PM if you want the answers relaid to you later! And nope I'm not clever, I had help (lots!!)

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lol at you saying that but not adding any answers :thumbsup:

25. 52 W in - Y

52 weeks in a year,

I did the test when I joined Mensa along time ago, I got 27 I think

cba listing them all day need to go and buy GOW2 mayne :-D

brb playing GOW2

Or cards in a pack? (without jokers)

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You's so funny!

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Spot on!

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It's so easy when you state the obvious!! I was so blind! Thanks for putting me right on that one!

Clearly MENSA members aren't smart enough to work out its a very good way of scamming you out of £45

Also, anytime anyone says 'oh I'm a member of MENSA' what do you think? pretentious!

I still like doing the puzzles though

Degrees in a circle

15 men on a dead mans chest

LOL! Ok... Can I add some geeky ones that I just made up?

35. 2 n in a b

36. 8 b in a B

37. 1024 k in M

38. 2 c on a DC CPU

39. 8 CPE on a CELL

40. BB is a n for IBM

2. 7 days of the week[/COLOR]

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2. 7 Dance of the Wahiti-tribe

3. 7 Wars of the Waffles

4. 12 Stripes of the Zebra

5. 66 Bang of the Bums

6. 52 Clowns in a Porshe (WillyJones)

7. 13 Sardines in the Universal Studios Florida

8. 18 Hands on a Gimpy Cat

9. 39 Bananas of the Orange Trifles

10. 5 Tinkerbells on a Fire

11. 90 Dumbasses in a Rastafarian Airline

12. 3 Big Macs (Should Help The Rain)

18 - 12 months in a year

8 - 18 holes on a golf course

And then I got bored and gave up :oops:

Banned

saw that but didnt comment lol

4. 12 Signs of the Zodiac

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You're so warped! ; )

2. 7 D of the W…………………7 Days of the Week

3. 7 W of the W…………………7 Wonders of the World

4. 12 S of the Z ………………..12 Signs of the Zodiac

5. 66 B of the B

6. 52 C in a P (WJs)……………52 Cards in a Pack (Without Jokers)

7. 13 S in the USF ……………..13 Stripes in the United States Flag

8. 18 H on a G C………………..18 Holes in a Golf Course

9. 39 B of the 0 T

10. 5 T on a F

11. 90 D in a R A………………..90 Degrees in a Right Angle

12. 3 B M (S H T R)……………..3 Blind Mice (See How They Run)

13. 32 is the T in D F at which W F……32 is the Temperature in Degrees Farenheight at which Water Freezes

14. 15 P in a R T ………………..15 Players in a Rugby Team

15. 3 W on a T

16. 100 C in a R

17. 11 P in a f (S) T

18. 12 M in a Y……………………12 Months in a Year

19. 13 = UFS………………………13 = Unlucky For Some

20. 8 T on an 0

21. 29 D in F in a L Y……………..29 Days in February in a Leap Year

22. 27 B in the NT …………………27 Books in the New Testament

23. 365 D in a Y ……………………365 Days in a Year

24. 13 L in a B D ……………………13 Loaves in a Bakers Dozen

25. 52 W in – Y………………………52 Weeks in a Year

26. 9 L of a C…………………………9 Lives of a Cat

27. 60 M in a H……………………….60 Minutes in a Hour

28. 23 P of C in the H B

29. 64 S on a C B ……………………64 Squares on a Chess Board

30. 9 P in S A

31. 6 B to an 0 in C……………………6 Bowls to an Over in Cricket

32. 70 = T S Y and T ( B A)

33. 15 M on a D M C …………………15 Men on a Dead Mans Chest

34. 360 D in a C………………………360 Degrees in a Circle[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/LEFT]

35 = 2 numbers in a bit (kind of a stretch, i admit, but 0 and 1 is two)

36. 8 bits in a byte

37. 1024 kilobytes in a megabyte

38. 2 cores on a dual core CPU

39. 8 of those wee core processing thingies on a cell chip from the PS3

40. Brain hurty

35. The other 34 Q are a P in the A.

Banned

lol, shall I go on? .......

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Correct!

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Let me catch my breath, haven't stopped chuckling from your last lot!

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You're getting them all correct!

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5 is 66 books of the Bible

5 I got that one. :? lol

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14. 15 Pies in a Roman Turkey

15. 3 Whales on a Train

16. 100 Crepes in a Really-fat-guy

(gotta work now - back soon )

Very good 35. is a fun word, it's nybble! There are two nybbles in a byte (or four bits) Isn't nerd comedy the best? Everyone knows that a nybble is half a byte!

40 is Big Blue is a nickname for International Buisness Machines

Wow - I'd love to live in your brain - it sounds like fun!

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You need help! TTFN ; )