Found 7th Nov 2008
According to Mensa if you get 17 of these you are clever. Only two Mensa members achieved full marks.

1. 26 L of the A
2. 7 D of the W
3. 7 W of the W
4. 12 S of the Z
5. 66 B of the B
6. 52 C in a P (WJs)
7. 13 S in the USF
8. 18 H on a G C
9. 39 B of the 0 T
10. 5 T on a F
11. 90 D in a R A
12. 3 B M (S H T R)
13. 32 is the T in D F at which W F
14. 15 P in a R T
15. 3 W on a T
16. 100 C in a R
17. 11 P in a f (S) T
18. 12 M in a Y
19. 13 = UFS
20. 8 T on an 0
21. 29 D in F in a L Y
22. 27 B in the NT
23. 365 D in a Y
24. 13 L in a B D
25. 52 W in - Y
26. 9 L of a C
27. 60 M in a H
28. 23 P of C in the H B
29. 64 S on a C B
30. 9 P in S A
31. 6 B to an 0 in C
32. 70 = T S Y and T ( B A)
33. 15 M on a D M C
34. 360 D in a C

I know the answers to 32 out of 34 (don't know no. 19) and know part of no. 32 but not the (B A)

I'm going offline soon so you'll have to PM if you want the answers relaid to you later! And nope I'm not clever, I had help (lots!!)

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Banned

19 = 13: unlucky for some :thumbsup:

lol @ anyone not getting at least 25 of these.

Would the BA be British Average?

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black gerbil1;3395471

lol @ anyone not getting at least 25 of these.



lol at you saying that but not adding any answers :thumbsup:

salder21;3395478

lol at you saying that but not adding any answers :thumbsup:



25. 52 W in - Y

52 weeks in a year,

I did the test when I joined Mensa along time ago, I got 27 I think

cba listing them all day need to go and buy GOW2 mayne :-D


brb playing GOW2

starsparkle2311;3395480

woohoo, I know most of them, just need to practise my times table and … woohoo, I know most of them, just need to practise my times table and then i can apply for Carol's job on Countdown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Laughing at 6. 52 Crisps in a Packet!!! I take it the WJ stands for Walkers Jumbo!lol



Or cards in a pack? (without jokers)

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starsparkle2311;3395480

woohoo, I know most of them, just need to practise my times table and … woohoo, I know most of them, just need to practise my times table and then i can apply for Carol's job on Countdown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Laughing at 6. 52 Crisps in a Packet!!! I take it the WJ stands for Walkers Jumbo!lol


You's so funny!

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[email protected];3395520

Or cards in a pack? (without jokers)


Spot on!

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salder21;3395457

19 = 13: unlucky for some :thumbsup:


It's so easy when you state the obvious!! I was so blind! Thanks for putting me right on that one!

I did a MENSA entrance test a few years ago and scored high enough to join, then I found out it costs £45 a year.

Clearly MENSA members aren't smart enough to work out its a very good way of scamming you out of £45

Also, anytime anyone says 'oh I'm a member of MENSA' what do you think? pretentious!

I still like doing the puzzles though

34. 360 D in a C

Degrees in a circle

33.15 M on a D M C

15 men on a dead mans chest

starsparkle2311;3395533

joke, i'm not THAT thick, lol:-D



LOL! Ok... Can I add some geeky ones that I just made up?

35. 2 n in a b
36. 8 b in a B
37. 1024 k in M
38. 2 c on a DC CPU
39. 8 CPE on a CELL
40. BB is a n for IBM

[COLOR="Purple"]Are we doing them in order?
2. 7 days of the week[/COLOR]

Banned

1. 26 Leppers of the Alamo
2. 7 Dance of the Wahiti-tribe
3. 7 Wars of the Waffles
4. 12 Stripes of the Zebra
5. 66 Bang of the Bums
6. 52 Clowns in a Porshe (WillyJones)
7. 13 Sardines in the Universal Studios Florida
8. 18 Hands on a Gimpy Cat
9. 39 Bananas of the Orange Trifles
10. 5 Tinkerbells on a Fire
11. 90 Dumbasses in a Rastafarian Airline
12. 3 Big Macs (Should Help The Rain)

34 - 360 degrees in a circle
18 - 12 months in a year
8 - 18 holes on a golf course


And then I got bored and gave up :oops:

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starsparkle2311;3395556

can't believe i missed that one! lmao:p



saw that but didnt comment lol

[COLOR="Purple"]3. 7 Wonders of the World
4. 12 Signs of the Zodiac
[/COLOR]

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salder21;3395615

1. 26 Leppers of the Alamo 2. 7 Dance of the Wahiti-tribe3. 7 Wars of the … 1. 26 Leppers of the Alamo 2. 7 Dance of the Wahiti-tribe3. 7 Wars of the Waffles4. 12 Stripes of the Zebra 5. 66 Bang of the Bums6. 52 Clowns in a Porshe (WillyJones)7. 13 Sardines in the Universal Studios Florida 8. 18 Hands on a Gimpy Cat9. 39 Bananas of the Orange Trifles10. 5 Tinkerbells on a Fire11. 90 Dumbasses in a Rastafarian Airline12. 3 Big Macs (Should Help The Rain)


You're so warped! ; )

[LEFT][LEFT][COLOR=#282828][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=2]1. 26 L of the A………………..26 Letters of the Alphabet
2. 7 D of the W…………………7 Days of the Week
3. 7 W of the W…………………7 Wonders of the World
4. 12 S of the Z ………………..12 Signs of the Zodiac
5. 66 B of the B
6. 52 C in a P (WJs)……………52 Cards in a Pack (Without Jokers)
7. 13 S in the USF ……………..13 Stripes in the United States Flag
8. 18 H on a G C………………..18 Holes in a Golf Course
9. 39 B of the 0 T
10. 5 T on a F
11. 90 D in a R A………………..90 Degrees in a Right Angle
12. 3 B M (S H T R)……………..3 Blind Mice (See How They Run)
13. 32 is the T in D F at which W F……32 is the Temperature in Degrees Farenheight at which Water Freezes
14. 15 P in a R T ………………..15 Players in a Rugby Team
15. 3 W on a T
16. 100 C in a R
17. 11 P in a f (S) T
18. 12 M in a Y……………………12 Months in a Year
19. 13 = UFS………………………13 = Unlucky For Some
20. 8 T on an 0
21. 29 D in F in a L Y……………..29 Days in February in a Leap Year
22. 27 B in the NT …………………27 Books in the New Testament
23. 365 D in a Y ……………………365 Days in a Year
24. 13 L in a B D ……………………13 Loaves in a Bakers Dozen
25. 52 W in – Y………………………52 Weeks in a Year
26. 9 L of a C…………………………9 Lives of a Cat
27. 60 M in a H……………………….60 Minutes in a Hour
28. 23 P of C in the H B
29. 64 S on a C B ……………………64 Squares on a Chess Board
30. 9 P in S A
31. 6 B to an 0 in C……………………6 Bowls to an Over in Cricket
32. 70 = T S Y and T ( B A)
33. 15 M on a D M C …………………15 Men on a Dead Mans Chest
34. 360 D in a C………………………360 Degrees in a Circle[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/LEFT]

[email protected];3395601

LOL! Ok... Can I add some geeky ones that I just made up?35. 2 n in a … LOL! Ok... Can I add some geeky ones that I just made up?35. 2 n in a b36. 8 b in a B37. 1024 k in M38. 2 c on a DC CPU39. 8 CPE on a CELL40. BB is a n for IBM



35 = 2 numbers in a bit (kind of a stretch, i admit, but 0 and 1 is two)
36. 8 bits in a byte
37. 1024 kilobytes in a megabyte
38. 2 cores on a dual core CPU
39. 8 of those wee core processing thingies on a cell chip from the PS3
40. Brain hurty

5. 66 books of the bible. (dont ask. dont know how I know that)

they missed of question 35

35. The other 34 Q are a P in the A.

[COLOR="Purple"]15 3 wheels on a tricycle[/COLOR]

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berni888;3395636

You're so warped! ; )



lol, shall I go on? .......

[COLOR="Purple"]17 11 players in a football (soccer) team[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Purple"]20 8 tentacles on an octopus[/COLOR]

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chrysha;3395671

[COLOR="Purple"]15 3 wheels on a tricycle[/COLOR]


Correct!

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salder21;3395673

lol, shall I go on? .......


Let me catch my breath, haven't stopped chuckling from your last lot!

10 . 5 toes on a foot

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chrysha;3395688

[COLOR="Purple"]20 8 tentacles on an octopus[/COLOR]


You're getting them all correct!

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starsparkle2311;3395701

is 6 Books of the Bible?


5 is 66 books of the Bible

starsparkle2311;3395701

is 6 Books of the Bible?


5 I got that one. :? lol

[COLOR="Purple"]23 pairs of chromosones in the human body[/COLOR]

Banned

13. 32 is the Tears in Drain Falling at which We Fail (couldnt think of much for that one :? lol)
14. 15 Pies in a Roman Turkey
15. 3 Whales on a Train
16. 100 Crepes in a Really-fat-guy

(gotta work now - back soon )

dxx;3395658

35 = 2 numbers in a bit (kind of a stretch, i admit, but 0 and 1 is … 35 = 2 numbers in a bit (kind of a stretch, i admit, but 0 and 1 is two)36. 8 bits in a byte37. 1024 kilobytes in a megabyte38. 2 cores on a dual core CPU39. 8 of those wee core processing thingies on a cell chip from the PS340. Brain hurty



Very good 35. is a fun word, it's nybble! There are two nybbles in a byte (or four bits) Isn't nerd comedy the best? Everyone knows that a nybble is half a byte!

40 is Big Blue is a nickname for International Buisness Machines

salder21;3395752

13. 32 is the Tears in Drain Falling at which We Fail (couldnt think of … 13. 32 is the Tears in Drain Falling at which We Fail (couldnt think of much for that one :? lol)14. 15 Pies in a Roman Turkey 15. 3 Whales on a Train16. 100 Crepes in a Really-fat-guy(gotta work now - back soon )



Wow - I'd love to live in your brain - it sounds like fun!

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salder21;3395752

13. 32 is the Tears in Drain Falling at which We Fail (couldnt think of … 13. 32 is the Tears in Drain Falling at which We Fail (couldnt think of much for that one :? lol)14. 15 Pies in a Roman Turkey 15. 3 Whales on a Train16. 100 Crepes in a Really-fat-guy(gotta work now - back soon )


You need help! TTFN ; )

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