Found 26th Aug 2009
A blonde went into a world wide message centre to
send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost £100, she
exclaimed: "I don't have any money.
But I'd do ANYTHING to get a
message to my mother".

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well then, just follow me", said the man as he
walked towards the next room. The blonde did as
she was told and followed the man.
"Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did. He then said "Now get on your knees."

She did.. "Now take down my zipper".

She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out....." he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well............ go ahead".
The blonde slowl y brought her mouth closer to it
and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...........





"Hello. Mum, can you hear me?"

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:giggle:

:-D hehehe you know I would marry you if you were single

PMSL! love it!

as always man your the best

:giggle: and :roll:

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Silentgirl!;6127643

:giggle:



snowflake;6127659

:-D hehehe you know I would marry you if you were single



hmbabysitting;6127675

PMSL! love it!



raptorcigs;6127710

as always man your the best



chesso;6127728

:giggle: and :roll:



Fanx
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Sounds Like Something Sophie Out Of Big Brother Whold Do!

skusey;6127768

Fanxans



Congrats on the 8k too

:lol: good one :thumbsup:









:giggle:

Original Poster

Silentgirl!;6127779

Congrats on the 8k too



oh, didnt realise:thumbsup:

lol.. didnt see that coming!

good joke
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