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    There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it!!


    A year on restricted duties for the cost of a packet of biscuits?

    Where is the common sense

    If it had been the local smackhead druggie stealing 8 packets of sirloin and 20 bottles of Head n Shoulders then they'd have been issued with a warning...at best taken to court and issued a community sentence so that they can go free and repeat the same offence.

    Yes it's a police officer, yes it could be classed as theft - give him a warning ask him to pay back the cost and get him back to full duty
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    Crumby cops!

    Where there any Blue Riband around the alleged scene?

    Austerity, what austerity?

    That just takes the biscuit

    There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it!!


    summerof76

    There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin … There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it!!


    That's a cracker
    or
    That's nice

    A year on restricted duties for the cost of a packet of biscuits?

    Where is the common sense

    If it had been the local smackhead druggie stealing 8 packets of sirloin and 20 bottles of Head n Shoulders then they'd have been issued with a warning...at best taken to court and issued a community sentence so that they can go free and repeat the same offence.

    Yes it's a police officer, yes it could be classed as theft - give him a warning ask him to pay back the cost and get him back to full duty

    philphil61

    A year on restricted duties for the cost of a packet of biscuits?Where is … A year on restricted duties for the cost of a packet of biscuits?Where is the common senseIf it had been the local smackhead druggie stealing 8 packets of sirloin and 20 bottles of Head n Shoulders then they'd have been issued with a warning...at best taken to court and issued a community sentence so that they can go free and repeat the same offence.Yes it's a police officer, yes it could be classed as theft - give him a warning ask him to pay back the cost and get him back to full duty


    I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles sometimes Phil.

    Lol plot twist : police had consumed the biscuits; now forever looking for a culprit.

    Obviously gang related. I'd ask Mr Kipling where he was at the time of the crime.

    Just biscuits? No, something's cooking.

    Suspect, The Cookie Monster

    kick_u_in_the_nuts

    Ongoing Investigations continue into serious case of theft over biscuits



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    summerof76

    There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin … There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it!!



    They finally found the culprit, he was hiding in the Ritz.

    spoo

    They finally found the culprit, he was hiding in the Ritz.


    Nice one

    deeky


    You need to get out more deeks

    It's in the daily mail, so must be truthful balanced reporting
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