.............. Mexican Oysters

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Found 3rd Oct 2008
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Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served? " The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order." The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.

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OOOoowoowwww :cry:

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'NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT'
Two hillbillies walk into a Bar, while having a shot of Wiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwhich, begins to cough, and after a minute or so, it becomes apparent she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says 'kin ya swallar'? The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'kin ya breathe'?
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbillie walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbillie walks slowly back to the Bar. His partner says "ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it.

hahahaha!! awesome!

My dad told me this joke fifteen years ago and it's still funny now!
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