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    Midweek roast, tonights victim: Salder

    I guess of all the people to choose for the first HUKD roast - it just had to be Salder. The guy's an annoying ever present at the moment - he deserves a decent bit of flack going his way.

    Tell Salder exactly what you think of him right here right now, remember - no compliments allowed.

    112 Comments

    Original Poster

    first port of call - username, yours sux!

    keeps on making me mis-spell it, sadler, slader etc etc

    :x

    salder..... erm... your avy changes far too much.. bad bad salder..

    thats all i have Rob :-(

    Banned

    MissRoo;3198135

    salder..... erm... your avy changes far too much.. bad bad salder..thats … salder..... erm... your avy changes far too much.. bad bad salder..thats all i have Rob :-(



    that was lame lol x

    Original Poster

    jellybaby22;3198131

    Stop sending me pms ever two minutes..Im taken goddamn it....find … Stop sending me pms ever two minutes..Im taken goddamn it....find yourself a single woman....( :giggle:)



    oooooo was there a better possible start?

    salder21;3198143

    that was lame lol x



    :oops:

    i know, i shamed myself... *goes*

    Original Poster

    MissRoo;3198135

    salder..... erm... your avy changes far too much.. bad bad salder..thats … salder..... erm... your avy changes far too much.. bad bad salder..thats all i have Rob :-(



    fashion sense, posting manner - make it up if need be :lol:

    robtallica;3198133

    ....the first HUKD roast - it just had to be Salder





    bagsie face end

    robtallica;3198157

    fashion sense, posting manner - make it up if need be :lol:



    ok ermmm


    *COUGH*

    [SIZE="4"]Salder, your fashion sense is non existent.... Go get some clothes on!! [/SIZE]

    MissRoo;3198183

    ok ermmm*COUGH*[SIZE="4"]Salder, your fashion sense is non existent.... … ok ermmm*COUGH*[SIZE="4"]Salder, your fashion sense is non existent.... Go get some clothes on!! [/SIZE]



    lololololol!!

    Banned

    owlass;3198176

    bagsie face end



    not that kind of roast!!! lol

    oohhh salder your looking in the pink to night...ermmm and in keeping with the thread...it's just not your colour

    Original Poster

    lmao - mostly women so far - tells a story all of it's own:whistling:

    Salder.........ur **** at doin breakfast and ya fart too much oh and I don't do 'those' kinda things either!!!!!!!! Naught boy:x

    Original Poster

    hannah19790;3198257

    Salder.........ur **** at doin breakfast and ya fart too much oh and I … Salder.........ur **** at doin breakfast and ya fart too much oh and I don't do 'those' kinda things either!!!!!!!! Naught boy:x



    :w00t:

    thats my girl:thumbsup:

    salder21;3198210

    not that kind of roast!!! lol





    ...and he's a liar :pirate:

    hannah19790;3198257

    Salder.........ur **** at doin breakfast and ya fart too much oh and I … Salder.........ur **** at doin breakfast and ya fart too much oh and I don't do 'those' kinda things either!!!!!!!! Naught boy:x



    What a naughty boy!

    bellabonkers;3198306

    What a naughty boy!



    u too huh?? he's a user:roll:

    Banned

    jellybaby22;3198204

    stop sending me pms to tell me your not going to stop sending me … stop sending me pms to tell me your not going to stop sending me pms.....I smell desperation..and I dont like it:w00t:



    never!!! lol

    Banned

    bellabonkers;3198226

    oohhh salder your looking in the pink to night...ermmm and in keeping … oohhh salder your looking in the pink to night...ermmm and in keeping with the thread...it's just not your colour



    have already asked for it in blue :thumbsup: lol

    robtallica;3198284

    :w00t:thats my girl:thumbsup:


    ur girl?? u. salder. As bad as each other:roll:

    :oops:soz, gettin a bit carried away now lol

    Original Poster

    report coming in...

    I just received an PM from a female who wants to remain anonymous:

    text reads...
    "Salder is a c***"
    which is I guess....to the point

    sheesh he must be upsetting a few ladies!

    Banned

    owlass;3198289

    ...and he's a liar :pirate:



    that was a one off okay!!! :oops: lol

    Banned

    Salder....sorry man but like I told you ...I'm not that way inclined...so please stop sendimg me those photo's...

    Banned

    robtallica;3198133

    first port of call - username, yours sux! keeps on making me mis-spell … first port of call - username, yours sux! keeps on making me mis-spell it, sadler, slader etc etc:x



    well if you werent dyslexic there would be no problem ;-) lol

    Original Poster

    more info coming from the anonymous female PM'er mentioned in post 24

    "he is also a h*rny w*nker and needs to stop phoning me and breathing heavily down the phone"

    I'm starting to see you in a whole new light Sald, think I'll stop replying to your oddly polite PM's - next time you send them.

    Banned

    hannah19790;3198257

    Salder.........ur **** at doin breakfast and ya fart too much oh and I … Salder.........ur **** at doin breakfast and ya fart too much oh and I don't do 'those' kinda things either!!!!!!!! Naught boy:x



    thats what i have you for though :-D xxxxxx

    and what about on my birthday and other special occassions?!

    Banned

    MissRoo;3198183

    ok ermmm*COUGH*[SIZE="4"]Salder, your fashion sense is non existent.... … ok ermmm*COUGH*[SIZE="4"]Salder, your fashion sense is non existent.... Go get some clothes on!! [/SIZE]



    scary...coz i was actually only sitting in jeans!! lol x

    Original Poster

    ODB_69;3198407

    Salder....sorry man but like I told you ...I'm not that way inclined...so … Salder....sorry man but like I told you ...I'm not that way inclined...so please stop sendimg me those photo's...



    sends you them too?

    that's you, me and all the girls too :?

    Banned

    ODB_69;3198407

    Salder....sorry man but like I told you ...I'm not that way inclined...so … Salder....sorry man but like I told you ...I'm not that way inclined...so please stop sendimg me those photo's...



    but i thought i could turn you

    Banned

    robtallica;3198451

    more info coming from the anonymous female PM'er mentioned in post 24"he … more info coming from the anonymous female PM'er mentioned in post 24"he is also a h*rny w*nker and needs to stop phoning me and breathing heavily down the phone"I'm starting to see you in a whole new light Sald, think I'll stop replying to your oddly polite PM's - next time you send them.



    ok ill save it til next weekend when we meet up again ;-) lol

    Salder, you're enjoying this waaay too much!!! You need a good slap!!

    Original Poster

    sadiebabes;3198486

    Salder, you're enjoying this waaay too much!!! You need a good slap!!



    I need more personal input from you young lady:thumbsup:

    you should know plenty about 'him';-)

    salder21;3198456

    thats what i have you for though :-D xxxxxxand what about on my birthday … thats what i have you for though :-D xxxxxxand what about on my birthday and other special occassions?!



    Hmmm..........well birthdays I'll think about but none of that 'other' business:roll:

    robtallica;3198494

    I need more personal input from you young lady:thumbsup:you should know … I need more personal input from you young lady:thumbsup:you should know plenty about 'him';-)



    I'm sorry Mr Rob, sir :oops: I'll try harder next time :oops:

    I don't know what that second bits supposed to mean?!! What have you being saying Salder?!!!! :w00t:

    Banned

    sadiebabes;3198486

    Salder, you're enjoying this waaay too much!!! You need a good slap!!



    only if your the one to do it ;-) can i bend over while you do it? xxxxx

    Banned

    robtallica;3198494

    I need more personal input from you young lady:thumbsup:you should know … I need more personal input from you young lady:thumbsup:you should know plenty about 'him';-)



    she knows it all :oops:

    my hukd crush :oops: lol

    Banned

    hannah19790;3198506

    Hmmm..........well birthdays I'll think about but none of that 'other' … Hmmm..........well birthdays I'll think about but none of that 'other' business:roll:



    what about days with a 'y' in the name? xxx

    Banned

    sadiebabes;3198521

    I'm sorry Mr Rob, sir :oops: I'll try harder next time :oops:I don't know … I'm sorry Mr Rob, sir :oops: I'll try harder next time :oops:I don't know what that second bits supposed to mean?!! What have you being saying Salder?!!!! :w00t:



    I have said nothing!! :oops: lol x

    Original Poster

    pic retrieved from salds fone:

    he was trying to get a decent pic of SB's knix - or lack of lol

    http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/camera-pervert-busted.jpg

    salder21;3198541

    what about days with a 'y' in the name? xxx



    Now, don't be greedy:roll:
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