Mock The Week - funniest joke ever... IMO

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Found 31st Mar 2010
I was watching an episode of Mock The Week last night - was a hash up of all the best one liners:

Frankie Boyle had this offering - had me and the Mrs ROFL... !

"The other night I watched Nigella Lawson and picked up a couple of good tips on baking bread, and in the process I just about ripped my c**k off."
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Dont get it?:?
lol-he tells a story on his current tour about a mock the week bit that was edited out because the bbc didnt dare broadcast it.

cant be repeated here Im afraid but he is the funniest man alive imho-I cant understand the people who go to his shows and are offended like they didnt know when they bought the tickets what they were getting.
skusey;8255173

Dont get it?:?




She's Hott and he was fapping:-D
barky;8255197

lol-he tells a story on his current tour about a mock the week bit that … lol-he tells a story on his current tour about a mock the week bit that was edited out because the bbc didnt dare broadcast it.cant be repeated here Im afraid but he is the funniest man alive imho-I cant understand the people who go to his shows and are offended like they didnt know when they bought the tickets what they were getting.



Russell Howard told the same story!!
junkenstein73;8255199

She's Hott and he was fapping:-D



and his Mrs?:thinking:
sancho1983;8255215

Russell Howard told the same story!!



are you sure? the one about the dinner party?
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skusey;8255222

and his Mrs?:thinking:



me and the wife watched it -

He ( frankie ) was havin a fapp over ms lawson
barky;8255237

are you sure? the one about the dinner party?



Ah no, it was about Shannon Matthews
Original Poster
he also told one about Diana having a memorial concert - instead they should have done something that she enjoyed in her life -

"an orgy in a minefield"- as you can prob guess the audience was a little quiet... " what too soon? " i think was his response !
arcangel111;8255259

me and the wife watched it - He ( frankie ) was havin a fapp over ms … me and the wife watched it - He ( frankie ) was havin a fapp over ms lawson



Sort of got it the first time...not actually that funny in all honesty.

Some of his jokes are good though on MTW. Never seen anythin else by him really.
Original Poster
you might've but the first guy didn't hence the explanation... and i think he's hilarious .. tried to get tickets for his tour but nearly all sold out !
If you didn't get that joke you need help, Frankie Boyle is hilarious.
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arcangel111;8255277

he also told one about Diana having a memorial concert - instead they … he also told one about Diana having a memorial concert - instead they should have done something that she enjoyed in her life - "an orgy in a minefield"- as you can prob guess the audience was a little quiet... " what too soon? " i think was his response !



This is the greatest:

youtube.com/wat…Hss


or

youtube.com/wat…ted
He's alright, but wears thin after a while. Bit bored of him now I've seen plenty of MTW, seen him live and seen the DVD.

If you go see him live, just don't sit in the front row. He'll destory you ... half his show is based around taking the **** out of whoever he can see.
We_Are_138;8255182

]Speaking of Nigella Lawson



Mazin! :thumbsup:
The Heath Ledger joke was his best.
For those that like Frankie..

"Yes there is a vegetarian option" ;-)
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