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    After a relaxing bath... was looking at herself, nude in a mirror. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her.

    In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help. 'God...If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' she prayed.

    And just like that... her ears fell off.

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    :w00t:

    :? I'm an innocent, need an explanation :whistling:

    good one

    owlass;1641359

    :? I'm an innocent, need an explanation :whistling:



    I'm not explaining that one to you!! :roll:

    And............I'm pretty sure your NOT that innocent :whistling:

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    owlass;1641359

    :? I'm an innocent, need an explanation :whistling:



    Why isn't it in the Olympics thenAs for the stuffy nose, you can actually … Why isn't it in the Olympics thenAs for the stuffy nose, you can actually block your nose if you like .............................no, better not



    Fibs. :-D

    Love it!

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    suze;1641509

    I'm not explaining that one to you!! :roll:And............I'm pretty … I'm not explaining that one to you!! :roll:And............I'm pretty sure your NOT that innocent :whistling:



    Well to you then


    taasda;1641700

    Fibs. :-D



    ...and you
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