more spurs jokes

i realise spurs are watching there wage bill what with them going down but yould think they could afford to pay 11 men for playing the whole 90 mins
each time i turn over to there game the comentator says and spurs only have ten /nine men on the field

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i heard there going to sell there coach and get a minibus to save on petrol

its now called white lane as the hart in berba and keane has been ripped out

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rugger-tyke;3274747

its now called white lane as the hart in berba and keane has been ripped … its now called white lane as the hart in berba and keane has been ripped out



good one and not a repeat like most of the threads i start

Whats got more points than the spuds?

A) A triangle
B) A Plug
C) The rest of the prem
D) A Fork
E) My Nans Drving License
F) All of the above

Did you hear that Juande Ramos was clocked doing 169mph on the M1 coming back from Stoke? Apparently he was just so desperate for three points.

What would an improved version of Spurs be called?













Newcastle United.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and the Spurs defence?
















Bigfoot has been spotted several times.

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on the bright side itll be a good game between them and millwall next season
i wonder if there owner that made his money in real estate will move the club from north london to a cheaper part like hes entitled to if they go down

the difference between a Toyota and tottenham ?, a Toyota can handle 3 points . ,

Tmrws sun back page

HERE JUANDE.... GONE THE NEXT

Looks like i won't have to travel far to see spurs next season as long as Posh go up

1 What does THFC stand for???
They're Heading For Championship
2. Did you hear about the problems on the underground today?
They were caused due to a Points failure in North London
3. Haringey Council have blocked Tottenham's plans to build a new ground on Northumberland Park .
The Town Hall source said "We don't mind having a funfair once a year but a circus every fortnight is a bit much"
4. Juande Ramos has been done for speeding - in his defence he said he just wanted to know what getting 3 points felt like.
5. Spurs have just been informed by Trading Standards that there new shirt sponsorship deal could not go ahead due to a breach of the 1968
Trade Descriptions Act.
Winalot were not available for comment.
6. "Have you heard, the Spurs are replacing their pitch with brown packing paper because....[wait for it]
...it seems they are far better on paper than anything else"
7. What do Spurs and a toothpick have in common?
They both only have 2 points!

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footballfan;3274983

1 What does THFC stand for??? They're Heading For Championship 2. Did you … 1 What does THFC stand for??? They're Heading For Championship 2. Did you hear about the problems on the underground today? They were caused due to a Points failure in North London 3. Haringey Council have blocked Tottenham's plans to build a new ground on Northumberland Park . The Town Hall source said "We don't mind having a funfair once a year but a circus every fortnight is a bit much" 4. Juande Ramos has been done for speeding - in his defence he said he just wanted to know what getting 3 points felt like. 5. Spurs have just been informed by Trading Standards that there new shirt sponsorship deal could not go ahead due to a breach of the 1968 Trade Descriptions Act. Winalot were not available for comment. 6. "Have you heard, the Spurs are replacing their pitch with brown packing paper because....[wait for it] ...it seems they are far better on paper than anything else" 7. What do Spurs and a toothpick have in common? They both only have 2 points!



good jokes but were posted on my last thread

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LOL!!! :w00t: It will be so good to see Tottenham relegated even if it means Arsenal won't get the easy 6 points off Spurs each season, bye bye Spurs!!

got the best spurs joke it goes:

sprus thinks they are a football club ;-)

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jackt010;3277353

got the best spurs joke it goes:sprus thinks thay a football club ;-)




Hmmm. Kids broken up from school for half term already !

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guv;3277370

Hmmm. Kids broken up from school for half term already !



grapes sour already

guv;3277370

Hmmm. Kids broken up from school for half term already !



wish i was still at skl mate no concil tax, no rent god life was easy back then!

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stuntman9883;3277560

grapes sour already



LOL. If only your fans made as much noise in the "library".

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guv;3277997

LOL. If only your fans made as much noise in the "library".



we may not make much noise but its still louder than at ***** hart lane where the only noise is the away fans cheering another goal

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stuntman9883;3278436

we may not make much noise but its still louder than at ***** hart lane … we may not make much noise but its still louder than at ***** hart lane where the only noise is the away fans cheering another goal



Remind me what the score was the last time we played? :w00t:

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thats what wrexham fns say and they went down as well

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guv;3278464

Remind me what the score was the last time we played? :w00t:



stuntman9883;3279301

thats what wrexham fns say and they went down as well



stuntman9883;3277560

grapes sour already

Big Up Trotters!

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Come on West Ham... Er no.... Come on Ars*nal.... nah

Bumholes - hope its a draw.

Hat's off to you Guv, you sure can take what you give out (plus a little!)

I'm hoping you get a point tomorrow.....starting to get bored of the toothpick joke - looking forward to moving on to the triangle one! :w00t:

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golfchip;3282588

Hat's off to you Guv, you sure can take what you give out (plus a little!)



We'll I'm glad someone appreciates I can take the stick and dont run away and hide! (Though I sometimes wonder!!!!!!):w00t: I have to be honest, they ain't doing me any favours ATM!

Don't worry.....you'll turn the corner soon, well when i say soon i mean the next transfer window!!

Just in case you forgot how well you gave it.....]http//ww…849 i didn't even bite once :whistling:

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golfchip;3282871

Don't worry.....you'll turn the corner soon, well when i say soon i mean … Don't worry.....you'll turn the corner soon, well when i say soon i mean the next transfer window!!Just in case you forgot how well you gave it.....]http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/138849/spurs-5-1-arsenal-carling-semi-fina/showthread.php?t=138849 i didn't even bite once :whistling:



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guv;3282609

We'll I'm glad someone appreciates I can take the stick and dont run away … We'll I'm glad someone appreciates I can take the stick and dont run away and hide! (Though I sometimes wonder!!!!!!):w00t: I have to be honest, they ain't doing me any favours ATM!


i dont run and hide either just work for a living

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guv;3282902

Great thread... Subscribed! :thumbsup::w00t:


well our kids got tired of beating your first team each year so thought they would throw yous a bone in a mickey mouse cup that with half your team up for it for a change because they wanted to leave im sure itll give you solace in the championship

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stuntman9883;3284459

i dont run and hide either just work for a living



Oh well. Never mind. I just work for fun. I don't need the huge sums of money I earn to scratch a living. No sour grapes now...:thumbsup:

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stuntman9883;3284459

i dont run and hide either just work for a living



believe it or not im glad your on my threads its always good to get both sides and not just hear the spurs fans when they win a game even if it was a long time ago
remember the game that will make or break your season is against afc all you need is a draw to give your team the get up and go(confidence) to improvebut if you lose youll just carry on the way your going you should have kept martin jol one of the few spurs managers that was good

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stuntman9883;3284500

believe it or not im glad your on my threads its always good to get both … believe it or not im glad your on my threads its always good to get both sides and not just hear the spurs fans when they win a game even if it was a long time ago



I support Spurs through thick and thin. I'm glad you at least ackowledge that (which was the point I was making about not hiding!)

remember the game that will make or break your season is against afc all … remember the game that will make or break your season is against afc all you need is a draw to give your team the get up and go(confidence) to improvebut if you lose youll just carry on the way your going you should have kept martin jol one of the few spurs managers that was good



I quite agree with your comment about Jol. 2 Seasons on the spin in 5th place was undermined by Levey and Comoli's underhand dealings to sign Ramos. Its unclear how good (or bad) Ramos is. I doubt he had any control over selling 3 top strikers and leaving us with the one striker everyone knows is carp. I'm not saying Ramos hasn't made mistakes (he has and quite a few), but the buck stops with the pair at the top IMHO. From what I read, there is going to be a protest after tomorrows game. Not sure that will help one bit - but I do share and sypathise with those who do.

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guv;3284560

I support Spurs through thick and thin. I'm glad you at least ackowledge … I support Spurs through thick and thin. I'm glad you at least ackowledge that (which was the point I was making about not hiding!)of course im the same about arsenal I quite agree with your comment about Jol. 2 Seasons on the spin in 5th place was undermined by Levey and Comoli's underhand dealings to sign Ramos. Its unclear how good (or bad) Ramos is. I doubt he had any control over selling 3 top strikers and leaving us with the one striker everyone knows is carp. I'm not saying Ramos hasn't made mistakes (he has and quite a few), but the buck stops with the pair at the top IMHO. From what I read, there is going to be a protest after tomorrows game. Not sure that will help one bit - but I do share and sypathise with those who do.


ramos went there for the money only and isnt bothered about the teams long term future which jol was and was setting ground roots got you to your highest in the premier lge 1 bad season and they sacked him good for me bad for you
the interesting thing is if you do get relegated will the owner that made his fortune in real estate move the club to a cheaper place to make a profit like hes allowed to as long as its in london like wimbledon to make money

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stuntman9883;3284608

ramos went there for the money only and isnt bothered about the teams … ramos went there for the money only and isnt bothered about the teams long term future which jol was and was setting ground roots got you to your highest in the premier lge 1 bad season and they sacked him good for me bad for youthe interesting thing is if you do get relegated will the owner that made his fortune in real estate move the club to a cheaper place to make a profit like hes allowed to as long as its in london like wimbledon to make money



Of course he went there for the money. Most players and managers are only interested in that. Sure there are some exceptions to that rule and some have different reasons for making their decisions. But none would make those decisions without the sackful of cash, so its all a bit of a mute point.

As for selling the ground..... I doubt it. For the same reason they were unable to expand some areas of the ground (because they are listed buildings), that fact makes the site worthless for housing purposes.
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