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    Morning Poem

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    I woke early one morning,
    The earth lay cool and still
    When suddenly a tiny bird
    Perched on my window sill,
    He sang a song so lovely
    So carefree and so gay,
    That slowly all my troubles
    Began to slip away.
    He sang of far off places
    Of laughter and of fun,
    It seemed his very trilling,
    brought up the morning sun.
    I stirred beneath the covers
    Crept slowly out of bed,
    Then gently shut the window
    And crushed his f****** head.
    I'm not a morning person

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    ( Please don't moan at me it's only a joke ............. & I love birdies really .... honest)

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    Please don't moan at me it's only a joke ............. & I love birdies … Please don't moan at me it's only a joke ............. & I love birdies really .... honest



    It's the gay bird I am concerned about!

    Predikuesi;2350849

    It's the gay bird I am concerned about!



    loool

    How about one that was taught to some very young relatives of mine: they thought it was the height of naughtiness!

    Should be sung to a jaunty little tune, but I can't remember what the name is, so you'll have to improvise.

    Oh the black cat piddled in the white cat's eye
    The white cat said "Cor blimey"
    The black cat said "its your own silly fault,
    "You shouldn't have stood behind me."

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    Some_Bloke;2351000

    How about one that was taught to some very young relatives of mine: they … How about one that was taught to some very young relatives of mine: they thought it was the height of naughtiness!Should be sung to a jaunty little tune, but I can't remember what the name is, so you'll have to improvise.Oh the black cat piddled in the white cat's eyeThe white cat said "Cor blimey"The black cat said "its your own silly fault,"You shouldn't have stood behind me."


    lol :giggle: v good

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