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    MORNING SEX

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    MORNING SEX

    She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
    He walked in; She turned and said,
    Youve got to make love to me this very moment. His eyes lit up and he thought,
    This is my lucky day.Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table.
    Afterwards she said, Thanks, And returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, What was that all about?She explained, ........ The egg timers broken.

    21 Comments

    Original Poster

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    Aha , i thought that was good

    hehe, last time u posted one it got deleted but whenever u post them and i get a chance to read em, man they give me a laff,

    am i being dumb or......i didnt get that

    Original Poster

    samwhitewick;3019900

    am i being dumb or......i didnt get that


    You will Sam .. you will :roll: be patient !

    snowtiger;3019969

    You will Sam .. you will :roll: be patient !


    Very good and the OP as well!! :thumbsup:

    hahahahha took me a while lol

    wonderful lol

    HAHAHAH!!!!!!! ~ made me laugh out loud!!!.............that was well funny!!!

    Is the joke he can only last a minute?

    samwhitewick;3019900

    am i being dumb or......i didnt get that



    :giggle:

    ryouga;3021676

    Is the joke he can only last a minute?



    Nope it's 3 1/2 to 4 mins :lol:

    ryouga;3021676

    Is the joke he can only last a minute?



    ugghhh i'd not like to eat your eggs

    Prefer mine hard boiled

    *thinks about it... decides she had better not... grabs coat... leaves thread. :oops:*

    dmh77;3021692

    *thinks about it... decides she had better not... grabs coat... leaves … *thinks about it... decides she had better not... grabs coat... leaves thread. :oops:*



    http://fermentation.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/coward.jpg

    choc1969;3021703



    Looool.... got it in 1 my friend!!! :thumbsup::p:-D

    dmh77;3021722

    Looool.... got it in 1 my friend!!! :thumbsup::p:-D



    I don't get it.:? :thinking:

    bellabonkers;3021726

    I don't get it.:? :thinking:



    dmh is like the cowardly lion in Wizard of Oz lol

    choc1969;3021740

    dmh is like the cowardly lion in Wizard of Oz lol



    ahhh ok now i understand

    bellabonkers;3021726

    I don't get it.:? :thinking:



    choc1969;3021740

    dmh is like the cowardly lion in Wizard of Oz lol



    bellabonkers;3021745

    ahhh ok now i understand



    Lol... sorry bella, I should have checked back sooner to see what my drunken post had done! :oops:
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