Most embaressing thing thats ever happened to you....?!!!

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Found 22nd May 2009
Whats the most embaressing thing thats ever happened to you?

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Original Poster

Mine was this....

!6 year old, just finished work and heading home on a really wet horrible day. So i'm walking along a busy street down my way, spotted a girl i really fancied walking towards me down the other end of the street.
For some unknown reason i pretended to look cool and act like i had'nt seen her by reading a newspaper i had bought earlier. But just as i got closer to her it happened.......

To my utter horror, some idiot had taken the lid off a stank and one of my legs went straight down the hole leaving my sprawling one legged on the pavement, newspaper everywhere, moaning in pain and soaked in a puddle.

She was in hysterics and helped me up but everytime i seen her after that i bodyswerved her, even to this day i still cringe about it....!


Whats YOUR most embaressing moment?!!

Expecting my hubby home from work and with the house empty of kiddies I had a lovely shower and was just drying off when I heard jangling by the front door, so totally naked I threw the front door wide open and said "Hello baby!!"......to the milkman.

ClarityofMind;5295453

Expecting my hubby home from work and with the house empty of kiddies I … Expecting my hubby home from work and with the house empty of kiddies I had a lovely shower and was just drying off when I heard jangling by the front door, so totally naked I threw the front door wide open and said "Hello baby!!"......to the milkman.



PMSL :w00t:

Banned

woke up naked on top of a church right before a sunday service :oops:

ClarityofMind;5295453

Expecting my hubby home from work and with the house empty of kiddies I … Expecting my hubby home from work and with the house empty of kiddies I had a lovely shower and was just drying off when I heard jangling by the front door, so totally naked I threw the front door wide open and said "Hello baby!!"......to the milkman.



The exact same thing happened to me but with the Avon Lady...

Original Poster

ClarityofMind;5295453

Expecting my hubby home from work and with the house empty of kiddies I … Expecting my hubby home from work and with the house empty of kiddies I had a lovely shower and was just drying off when I heard jangling by the front door, so totally naked I threw the front door wide open and said "Hello baby!!"......to the milkman.



Bet you still invited him in though?!!

:-D

Banned

ClarityofMind;5295453

Expecting my hubby home from work and with the house empty of kiddies I … Expecting my hubby home from work and with the house empty of kiddies I had a lovely shower and was just drying off when I heard jangling by the front door, so totally naked I threw the front door wide open and said "Hello baby!!"......to the milkman.



pmsl

ClarityofMind;5295453

Expecting my hubby home from work and with the house empty of kiddies I … Expecting my hubby home from work and with the house empty of kiddies I had a lovely shower and was just drying off when I heard jangling by the front door, so totally naked I threw the front door wide open and said "Hello baby!!"......to the milkman.



are you looking for a plumber by any chance:oops:

PabloInTheSky;5295515

woke up naked on top of a church right before a sunday service :oops:



on top of a church????
WTF?

i m good at giving li lets to people instead of a lighter!..or even worse being a bit drunk and thinking it my lip gloss,then re applying when some hot bloke is around!

Lol, I'm good at having babies in cars................ :oops:

(Well 1 anyway!)

My mate once told me a good one when we used to be at school. And yes, it was a mate, not me.

He was in bed, self-manually getting his jollies, when his dad (who is a vicar) walked in on him. They were both massively embarassed and his dad muttered an apology then left the room. So, my mate decides "Well, I may as well finish" and decides to put a porn film on, when his dad then walked in again to apologise for walking in the first time and offer him advice, bible in hand. Lol.

HAHAHAHAHA!

lorsmanic;5295549

i m good at giving li lets to people instead of a lighter!..or even worse … i m good at giving li lets to people instead of a lighter!..or even worse being a bit drunk and thinking it my lip gloss,then re applying when some hot bloke is around!



smooth lol

Original Poster

lorsmanic;5295549

i m good at giving li lets to people instead of a lighter!..or even worse … i m good at giving li lets to people instead of a lighter!..or even worse being a bit drunk and thinking it my lip gloss,then re applying when some hot bloke is around!




what the hells a li let?

Thinking whats you lip gloss?!!

PabloInTheSky;5295515

woke up naked on top of a church right before a sunday service :oops:



lol, did you really???

Jed Maxwell;5295520

The exact same thing happened to me but with the Avon Lady...



awww dont tease you know i'll believe you lol

makershaker;5295667

what the hells a li let?Thinking whats you lip gloss?!!


Men.......................lol,

The most embarassing thing that's happened to me would be pregnancy !!! As I had problems with both of mine, I spent lots of time in hospital, and had far too many doctors shoving their hands up my nether regions, and that was before I was in labour with both of them !!!

During one such examination, although the curtains were pulled round, a caretaker put a step ladder up outside my cubicle and there was me laying on my bed, trying to pretend there wasn't a doctor with the biggest hands I'd ever seen, shoving them up my watsits like I was some kind of glove puppet, and this caretakers head popped over the curtains, seeing everything that was going on, because he decided to change a light bulb.... :oops:

Banned

hibees;5295542

on top of a church????WTF?


really drunk and horny lol at least i wasnt alone :-D
ClarityofMind;5295723

lol, did you really???


yes :oops:

Banned

Charlie&Lola;5295738

The most embarassing thing that's happened to me would be pregnancy !!! … The most embarassing thing that's happened to me would be pregnancy !!! As I had problems with both of mine, I spent lots of time in hospital, and had far too many doctors shoving their hands up my nether regions, and that was before I was in labour with both of them !!! During one such examination, although the curtains were pulled round, a caretaker put a step ladder up outside my cubicle and there was me laying on my bed, trying to pretend there wasn't a doctor with the biggest hands I'd ever seen, shoving them up my watsits like I was some kind of glove puppet, and this caretakers head popped over the curtains, seeing everything that was going on, because he decided to change a light bulb.... :oops:



:lol:

PabloInTheSky;5295799

really drunk and horny lol at least i wasnt alone :-Dyes :oops:



i so want details lol

Telling everyone on the internet I was a model, stockbroker, semi pro footballer, student . . . .















Got pwnd.

mbgringo;5295852

Telling everyone on the internet I was a model, stockbroker, semi pro … Telling everyone on the internet I was a model, stockbroker, semi pro footballer, student . . . . Got pwnd.



:-D

Banned

ClarityofMind;5295832

i so want details lol



u wish plus this is a family forum lol id be banned

was walking down a street with hubby and kids hubby and daughter were about 50 yards ahead and i had my 3yr old son with me and i let some wind go,son then starts shouting (dad dad mums farted) again and again

well i might aswell spill on here lol

I got a puppy( mad little thing) and a couple of weeks later, I met a guy, after a few dates he came back to my place:whistling: things were going really well, decided to go for that all important moment of passion:p ( should mention he had made a point earlier in the day of telling me he'd paid £100 for his shirt!

Anyway he was getting dressed and to my horror my little puppy had to decided to show him how much she liked him by weeing on his shirt !! lol i was mortified but believe it or not he understood and still came back lol :-D

Well ok that all changed when she made off with his underpants out the cat flap !!!!!! :whistling:

makershaker;5295667

what the hells a li let?Thinking whats you lip gloss?!!



li let ???a little tiny tampon ..easily confused with a lighter/lip gloss when scrabbling around at the bottom of my bag

lorsmanic;5295549

i m good at giving li lets to people instead of a lighter!..or even worse … i m good at giving li lets to people instead of a lighter!..or even worse being a bit drunk and thinking it my lip gloss,then re applying when some hot bloke is around!



oh thats embarrasing!

dmh77;5295606

Lol, I'm good at having babies in cars................ :oops:(Well 1 … Lol, I'm good at having babies in cars................ :oops:(Well 1 anyway!)



:w00t: :w00t: bless ya!

Couple of years back, walking through a rough area of Glasgow, with a tragic combination of button-fly boxers and a new pair of zip-fly jeans. It took several weird looks from people before I realised that the coolness I felt wasn't simply because the fabric was thinner than my previous jeans. Worse still, it wasn't my fault for not zipping my fly up, it was that the fly had been made incredibly loose so that it would fall down all by itself within just a few minutes of being zipped up. This I realised a few minutes later when the looks started again. The worst thing was having to re-do the zip every few steps on the walk home, especially as I had to pass several small hotspots of small children along the way. Thankfully, no-one in Glasgow cares enough about their children that they'll watch over them when they're out playing and I was able to pass without being lynched, but god, that was a horrible afternoon.

ettam123;5296013

was walking down a street with hubby and kids hubby and daughter were … was walking down a street with hubby and kids hubby and daughter were about 50 yards ahead and i had my 3yr old son with me and i let some wind go,son then starts shouting (dad dad mums farted) again and again



Lol, quality :-D

dxx;5297301

Couple of years back, walking through a rough area of Glasgow, with a … Couple of years back, walking through a rough area of Glasgow, with a tragic combination of button-fly boxers and a new pair of zip-fly jeans. It took several weird looks from people before I realised that the coolness I felt wasn't simply because the fabric was thinner than my previous jeans. Worse still, it wasn't my fault for not zipping my fly up, it was that the fly had been made incredibly loose so that it would fall down all by itself within just a few minutes of being zipped up. This I realised a few minutes later when the looks started again. The worst thing was having to re-do the zip every few steps on the walk home, especially as I had to pass several small hotspots of small children along the way. Thankfully, no-one in Glasgow cares enough about their children that they'll watch over them when they're out playing and I was able to pass without being lynched, but god, that was a horrible afternoon.



made me lol

PabloInTheSky;5295946

u wish plus this is a family forum lol id be banned



lol, aww and i checked to see if you'd elaborated too

hugely funny thread, thanks op xx

When i was bout 14/15 we used to get the sun newspaper delivered and havin always had a high sex drive, i used to get up, grab the paper b4 my mum got up and take it back to bed with me to er ... look at page 3!
One morning i did this and erm i had enjoyed lookin at it when there was a knock on my door. Bein half asleep still, i said come in and my mum dully walked in. She asked if i had the paper and i pointed to it so she leant over and picked it up and walked out.
It wasn't until after she had walked out and closed the door that i looked over and realised that the paper had been open on page 3 but next to the paper was a load of toilet paper folded up and erm it was how shall i say, very wet!!!!
I had forgotten to fold the tissue up and throw it away and my mum had obviously seen it as it was right next to/touching the newspaper that she'd taken lol.

magough;5297434

When i was bout 14/15 we used to get the sun newspaper delivered and … When i was bout 14/15 we used to get the sun newspaper delivered and havin always had a high sex drive, i used to get up, grab the paper b4 my mum got up and take it back to bed with me to er ... look at page 3!One morning i did this and erm i had enjoyed lookin at it when there was a knock on my door. Bein half asleep still, i said come in and my mum dully walked in. She asked if i had the paper and i pointed to it so she leant over and picked it up and walked out.It wasn't until after she had walked out and closed the door that i looked over and realised that the paper had been open on page 3 but next to the paper was a load of toilet paper folded up and erm it was how shall i say, very wet!!!!I had forgotten to fold the tissue up and throw it away and my mum had obviously seen it as it was right next to/touching the newspaper that she'd taken lol.



lol, thats not so unusual as you might think, I've thought about wearing gloves before going into my sons room to tidy up!

women don't realise men can get jollies so easily as looking at a picture... until they have adolescent sons lol

When my mum was pregnant, she had been for an appointment earlier in the day and then went in to labour. Doctor came in to the room, went straight to see what was going on down below, then said "Dont I know you?" and popped his head up!

Mum was only young and totally mortified!

As for me, too many embarrassing moments to mention!

kelly_o_fanatic;5297759

When my mum was pregnant, she had been for an appointment earlier in the … When my mum was pregnant, she had been for an appointment earlier in the day and then went in to labour. Doctor came in to the room, went straight to see what was going on down below, then said "Dont I know you?" and popped his head up!Mum was only young and totally mortified!As for me, too many embarrassing moments to mention!



lol

magough;5297434

When i was bout 14/15 we used to get the sun newspaper delivered and … When i was bout 14/15 we used to get the sun newspaper delivered and havin always had a high sex drive, i used to get up, grab the paper b4 my mum got up and take it back to bed with me to er ... look at page 3!One morning i did this and erm i had enjoyed lookin at it when there was a knock on my door. Bein half asleep still, i said come in and my mum dully walked in. She asked if i had the paper and i pointed to it so she leant over and picked it up and walked out.It wasn't until after she had walked out and closed the door that i looked over and realised that the paper had been open on page 3 but next to the paper was a load of toilet paper folded up and erm it was how shall i say, very wet!!!!I had forgotten to fold the tissue up and throw it away and my mum had obviously seen it as it was right next to/touching the newspaper that she'd taken lol.



im mortified for you:oops:
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