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    Most ridiculous British law as voted by the British public

    1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

    2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)

    3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)

    4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)

    5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)

    6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

    7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

    8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)

    9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)

    10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

    24 Comments

    dont sound stupid too me....oh wait im a retard:|

    Banned

    the worst Bristish law...

    CPS or fondly known as Criminal Protection Society :x

    im waiting at my window for a scot with a bow and arrow to walk past.

    how do they prosecute you for dying???

    billyX

    how do they prosecute you for dying???



    God knows.........


    :giggle:

    If you want to live forever, reside in the Houses of Parliament...
    :viking:

    At one time in the UK the puishment for attempted suicide was death - go figure that one out:giggle:

    ("You tried to kill yourself but failed, so as a punishmnet we will kill you")

    Hehe

    cis_groupie

    At one time in the UK the puishment for attempted suicide was death


    like the punishment for bigamy is two mother-in-laws!

    (thank you, i'm here all week, try the chicken!)

    There must be more ...lmao

    6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, … 6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)



    Can we get beckyboo to pay dog_cop a visit ?

    Original Poster

    More British Laws...

    With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.

    No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.

    All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.

    London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.

    It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).

    It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.

    Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).

    Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.

    A bed may not be hung out of a window.

    It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.

    Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.

    You have to remember however that most of these laws are Common Laws. Meaning they arent written down, so they dont really have any significance lol. But some are quite funny. I once read one where it was illegal to urinate on the back left wheel of a car or something like that lol

    kelly_o_fanatic

    More British Laws...Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked … More British Laws...Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.



    guess il be taking my little boy up town window shopping tomorow and sueing the shops i see one in

    naked mannequin, against the law, traumatised for life, got to be worth a few thousand pound per shop :whistling: :giggle:

    Sweetchinmusic

    I once read one where it was illegal to urinate on the back left wheel of … I once read one where it was illegal to urinate on the back left wheel of a car or something like that lol


    What you are thinking of is the one that it states it IS LEGAL for a driver to urinate in public IF its against the rear wheel and his left hand is on the vehicle whilst doing so.

    We have an archaic (but still valid) local bylaw that states its illegal to make love in a church doorway during the hours of darkness. So presumably its okay to do so during the daytime? Now thats my sorta law!

    hottoshop

    Can we get beckyboo to pay dog_cop a visit ?



    Ha ha I am on my way:giggle: :giggle:

    Bah these are pretty funny haha.

    BECKYBOO

    Ha ha I am on my way:giggle: :giggle:




    Results on YouTube please, should easily make the top ten :w00t: :giggle:

    I *accidentally* came across a Youtube subcategory of birds sat on the toilet pooing last night! I know nobody will believe me, but the links came up searching for family fortunes clips for a presentation i'm planning. Quite how you get to poo from Les Dennis I dont know! How do their algorythms work eh?

    billyX

    I *accidentally* came across a Youtube subcategory of birds sat on the … I *accidentally* came across a Youtube subcategory of birds sat on the toilet pooing last night! I know nobody will believe me, but the links came up searching for family fortunes clips for a presentation i'm planning. Quite how you get to poo from Les Dennis I dont know! How do their algorythms work eh?



    I would have thought it very obvious.

    Les Dennis..........Women.........**** edited to poo

    There you go, easy !! :giggle:

    so funny

    billyX;1193177

    how do they prosecute you for dying???



    dont let u have a funeral

    lol

    Mclovin;1193034

    im waiting at my window for a scot with a bow and arrow to walk past.



    bring it on, i'd have your head off your shoulders, and hollowed out before it got cold. then i'd poo in it.

    (poo for effect cos you cant say ****)

    Banned

    In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow!

    I wonder if anyone has put that to the test!
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